Attack Attack Socks
Description: A cartoon-style graphic showing a large brown bear riding a yellow bicycle on the left, while a smiling man in a checkered shirt and tie stands on the right with hands on hips. Below them, large yellow text reads: "I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS".
"I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS" with Bear on Bicycle and Man Socks
by antoniolero
$14 $20
Description: Nobody believed the warnings until paradise exploded into panic. As the Malibu sunset painted the sky in neon orange and pink, a monstrous great white turned the Pacific into its personal feeding ground while one fearless pin-up rider raced the waves with nowhere left to run. A lost VHS creature feature packed with retro beach horror, shark attacks, 1980s nostalgia, grindhouse thrills, summer terror, and vintage B-movie action. If you’re a fan of shark movies, beach horror, retro VHS art, creature features, summer blockbusters, and cult cinema, then I made this for you!
Description: A humorous retro-style warning graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the grass. The person is wearing a blue shirt. Text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATER." A sunburst effect is behind the bear.
