Be Like A Tree Socks
Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.
Description: If you get treated like a mushroom you know exactly what this is all about. You;re sure to get a reaction with this. You'll get laughs, maybe some sympathy and for sure your friends will want one.
I must be a mushroom keep me in the dark feed me bullshit Socks
by pickledpossums
$14 $20
Description: eat em, be em. support me directly -> https://ko-fi.com/alienclownthings/shop :)
Torn Between Lookin' Like A Snack & Eating One Socks
by Silly Guy Inc
$14 $20
Description: A Dad Like Me Is Hard To Find T-Shirt - Men & Women's Unisex Graphic Tee - Vintage Bigfoot Dad Shirt - Funny Father Shirt - Dad To Be Shirt
A Dad Like Me Is Hard To Find T-Shirt - Men & Women's Unisex Graphic Tee - Vintage Bigfoot Dad Shirt - Funny Father Shirt - Dad To Be Shirt Socks
by Mandala Maze
$14 $20
Description: Consider this fair warning: extreme weather warning for anyone who crosses the line! Features the delightfully explosive quote "I Like To Think Of Myself As A Natural Disaster If You Really Piss Me Off Naturally There Will Be A Disaster." A perfect gift for fiery personalities, sassy friends, brutally honest loved ones, or anyone whose rage is truly an act of nature!
I Like To Think Of Myself As A Natural Disaster If You Really Piss Me Off Naturally There Will Be A Disaster Socks
by Korama
$14 $20
Description: Daphne du Maurier quote: If only there could be an invention, that bottled up a memory, like scent. And it never faded, and it never got stale. And then, when one wanted it, the bottle could be uncorked, and it would be like living the moment all over again.
Daphne du Maurier quote: Daphne du Maurier quote: If only there could be an invention, that bottled up a memory, like scent. And it never faded, and it never got stale. Socks
by artbleed2
$14 $20
Description: Out Here Lookin Like A Snack Cup & Bag Christmas Tree Cake Stanley Tumbler Belt Boojee
Out Here Lookin Like A Snack Cup & Bag Christmas Tree Cake Stanley Tumbler Belt Boojee Socks
by MHTee
$14 $20
Description: Spread good vibes and a dose of clever chemistry humor with this uplifting T-shirt that says, "Be like a Proton: Positive even when surrounded by negatives." Featuring a charming atomic design, this tee provides an instant mood lift by reminding you to maintain your positivity no matter what negativity or challenges orbit around you. Perfect for science enthusiasts, optimists, or anyone looking to stay upbeat despite life's challenges—because sometimes, a little physics-inspired positivity is exactly the energy boost you need!
Be like a Proton: Positive Even When Surrounded by Negatives. Socks
by BeTheFirstToWear
$14 $20
Funny Math Teacher - Be Like Subtraction and Make A Difference Gift Socks
by Horro_zoo
$14 $20
Description: A high-contrast black and white text graphic featuring the definition of 'ATHLETIC TRAINER' in large, bold, white, blocky letters on a solid black background, with a smaller, lighter font below describing the role humorously as a person who says, 'Take a lap,' and somehow be it sound like medicine.
ATHLETIC TRAINER (noun) a person who says, “Take a lap,” and somehow be it sound like medicine. Socks
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$14 $20
Description: Colorful design featuring a tree of sign language hands with the inspiring message "Be Kind." Perfect gift for ASL interpreters, teachers, deaf awareness advocates, and anyone spreading kindness and inclusion.
In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Kind Sign Language Tree Design Socks
by cobiepacior
$14 $20
Description: A monochrome depiction of an atom with electrons orbiting a nucleus containing a plus symbol. The text reads "BE LIKE A PROTON:" at the top and "POSITIVE" prominently below the atom. A smaller line of text at the bottom states "EVEN WHEN SURROUNDED BY NEGATIVES".
Be Like A Proton Positive Even When Surrounded By Negatives Atom Socks
by liquiditynationsquad
$14 $20
Description: Buy "Just Checked My Calendar It Looks Like I Won't Be Giving A" now! Many color choices for the print are available including glitter and regular font. Add your selection in the personalization section. Each item is made to order, therefore there may be a slight difference in positioning or size of the design than the one pictured. Click our store "Animal Happies" for more designs and style options.
Just Checked My Calendar It Looks Like I Won't Be Giving A Socks
by Animal Happies
$14 $20
Stay grounded keep growing and know when to let go Socks
by uniqueversion
$14 $20
no i will not be on time yes i will smell like weed a little bit Socks
by mdr design 23
$14 $20
Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Funny Socks
by Kimonobi
$14 $20
Description: A humorous design on a black background featuring large white and beige text with a distressed texture. Below the text is a cartoon brown bear with an angry expression, arms crossed. The text reads: PEOPLE BE LIKE Bear With Me AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR WITH THEM!.
PEOPLE BE LIKE Bear With Me AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR WITH THEM! Socks
by antoniolero
$14 $20
Description: Be strong like a tree. Rooted, grounded, and built to lift. This handprint art design features a barbell tree with dumbbell roots for gym rats, nature lovers, and outdoor athletes who train hard. Motivational fitness shirt for strength training.
Strong Like A Tree - Barbell Tree Gym Shirt Socks
by Lift and Life Active studio
$14 $20
Description: A heartwarming design featuring adorable dogs and an inspiring quote about kindness and loyalty. Perfect for dog lovers who believe the world could learn from dogs.
What a Beautiful World It Would Be If People Had Hearts Like Dogs Socks
by platamorada
$14 $20
Yep I Shoot Like A Girl Don't Be Jealous Trap Shooting Funny Socks
by POPO MOSEKH
$14 $20
Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Socks
by Kimonobi
$14 $20