Choking Socks
Description: Nirvana distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Nirvana fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of nirvana, nevermind, grunge, rock, band. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Going out in the most dramatic, ridiculous way possible!This hilarious design features the ultimate sarcastic quote for candy lovers and internet humor enthusiasts.If you live for dark humor, funny memes, and sweet treats, this is your new favorite outfit.An epic, chaotic gift for friends, family, or your favorite dramatic person who needs to set the record straight!
Description: A dramatic, vintage-style poster features a horrifying, pale-skinned monster with glowing red eyes and fangs, reaching towards a terrified woman with her mouth agape. Red Japanese text is positioned vertically to the right of the monster, and "EDUL EAG G" and "EVIL DEAD 2" are in red text at the bottom. The overall style is dark and menacing with high contrast.
Description: A humorous retro-style text-based creation featuring gummy bear figures. The text reads "IF I DIE CHOKING ON A GUMMY BEAR TELL EVERYONE I WAS KILLED BY A BEAR AND SAY NO MORE...". The font style is distressed and reminiscent of older signage. Multiple lines of text are separated by horizontal lines.
IF I DIE CHOKING ON A GUMMY BEAR TELL EVERYONE I WAS KILLED BY A BEAR AND SAY NO MORE... Socks
by serviannamerch
$14 $20
Description: Bizarre and brilliant retro Japanese bootleg illustration depicting a pilot inside a retro boiler-plate mecha suit mounted inside a colossal cybernetic shark with coiled spring legs. Stamped with "Unauthorized Figure," choking hazard warnings, and "Kaiju Experiment Omega-7" callouts.