Consult Socks
Description: John Locke quote: The state of nature has a law of nature to govern it, which obliges every one: and reason, which is that law, teaches all mankind, who will but consult it, that being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty, or possessions...
Description: Prenup poetry real. Custody battle specialist status. Alimony calculator energy daily. Marriage dissolution expert mode. Settlement whisperer forever. Divorce dark humor club member. Objection overruled always. Courtroom chaos energy real. Mediation mode activated. Divorce decree collector. I don't do weddings, but I'll see you at the end. Billable.
Description: Prenup poetry real. Custody battle specialist status. Alimony calculator energy daily. Marriage dissolution expert mode. Settlement whisperer forever. Divorce dark humor club member. Objection overruled always. Courtroom chaos energy real. Mediation mode activated. Divorce decree collector. I don't do weddings, but I'll see you at the end. Billable.
Description: A rectangular sign with a red border and white background. Bold black text reads "ETERN-A-BOND" at the top. Below, it says "NOW WITH" followed by a skull and crossbones icon and "DEATH GRIP". A red banner contains the word "WARNING" in white. At the bottom, black text states "IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL INGESTION CONSULT A MORTICIAN."
