Creepy Candy Van Quote Socks
I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van Creepy Night Van Socks
by Beacon & Branch Trading
$20
Description: Whether you have altruistic intentions or pervy ulterior motives, get this now. White Van Tinted Windows Hitchhiker Danger Scuzzy Road Hazard Offensive Questionable Guy with a Van Love Shack Bed in the Back T-Shirt Tee by House Of HaHa Creator Artist and Perv Magnet Good Girl Melody Gardy ---------- House of HaHa is a small artist owned independent t-shirt brand created by artists Aaron and Melody Gardy. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for laughing and geek cultures and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to make the world a better place at the same time - even if we were only creating a few extra laughs in the...
Description: A bold, retro-style typographic design with an orange and off-white color palette on a black background. The phrase "SHOW ME CANDY FIRST, THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID" is presented in a distressed, impactful font.
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Typography Socks
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$20
I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van Not Stupid Van Graphic Socks
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$20
Description: Embrace your edgy sense of humor with this retro comic-style pop art design! Featuring the hilarious and sarcastic quote, "I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid," accompanied by two vibrant wrapped candies against a vintage halftone explosion background. Perfect for fans of dark comedy, true crime humor, and nostalgic 80s lowbrow aesthetics. Stand out with this witty stranger danger parody on your favorite apparel.
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I Gotta See The Candy First. I'm Not Stupid | Creepy Adult Socks
by Self Aware Club
$14 $20
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Typographic Quote Socks
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$20
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - White Ink Socks
by FolkaPolka Music
$20
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - Black Ink Socks
by FolkaPolka Music
$20
Description: Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious "I Gotta See the Candy First Then Get in the Van. I’m Not Stupid" design. Perfect for those who love witty and sarcastic quotes. This funny and bold design is great for t-shirts, hoodies, and more. Ideal for casual wear, parties, and making your friends laugh with this unique and humorous statement.
Description: Get laughs everywhere you go with this hilarious sarcastic quote design: “I gotta see the candy first. Then I’ll get in the van. I’m not stupid.” Perfect for people with a dark sense of humor, prank lovers, comedians, and anyone who loves bold funny statements. Great gift for friends, coworkers, and family who enjoy edgy humor. Awesome for everyday wear, parties, social gatherings, Halloween candy jokes, or comedy fans. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, phone cases and more!