Critic Socks

Description: Couch Judge, Disco Ball Dance Baby, Mirrorball Watch Party

Description: Edgy retro comic block halftone print layout showing a vintage tv set screen reading Are The Assholes Still In Charge?. Ironic political media critic meme.

Description: Samuel Beckett portrait and quote: Nothing is funnier than unhappiness,

Description: Edgy retro halftone print layout showing a newscaster skeleton reading: In Today's News - More Shit To Divide Us All. Anti-media political meme.

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: A circular graphic featuring a stylized portrait of Anthony Bourdain with white hair and sunglasses reflecting a city skyline. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, beige, yellow, and orange. Silhouettes of pine trees line the bottom. The text 'ANTHONY BOURDAIN' is arched above the circle.

Description: Lenny Bruce Guilty of Obscenity

Description: A unimpressed raccoon holds a mug beneath sarcastic text about lacking critical thinking skills and happiness.

Description: Authors - Charles Dickens

Description: Needs Salt Unisex Shirt - Funny Chef Saying Tees, Gift For Chef, Funny Chef Gifts

Description: Ain't It Marvelous?

Description: The Hobbits should have worn Fitbits

Description: Believe nothing you hear, and only half what you see.

Description: George Bernard Shaw portrait and quote: Our lives are shaped not as much by our experiences as by our expectations.

Description: Great matching family shirts to wear for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.

Description: A tired hare measures a daisy and holds another removed petal. Still Not Good Enough gives the inner critic a small, painfully familiar task: finding a flaw even in something that was already worth enjoying.

Description: A crooked devil holds a small balloon while its own pointed tail spoils the moment. Can't Have Nice Shit turns self-sabotage into a blunt visual joke: the thing ruining your good time is attached to you.

Description: A worried eraser wears itself away trying to remove its own shadow. Self Improvement Is Expensive makes the cost of endless correction painfully literal: the more it tries to fix itself, the less of it remains.

Description: Take your potato tasting seriously! This funny badge design is the perfect gift for a certified fry critic celebrating National French Fry Day. Rate those fries and enjoy the crunch!

Description: Matching family group shirts for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Description: Bold white lettering crowns the family food critic with a brutally honest superlative, most likely to call the fruitcake mid, complete with a Santa hat, a little slice of fruitcake, and a thumbs icon. Made for picky eaters, honest foodies, and anyone who has quietly passed the fruitcake to the next person at the table. A funny Christmas gift for matching family sets, holiday dinners, cousins, and the grandkid who always tells it like it is.

Description: A witchy inspired design to promote the film criticism book DEATH BY SNAILS VOLUME 2.

Description: Portrait of the Writer Margaret Atwood

Description: This cool character is glued to the screen and overloading on popcorn and fizzy pop. He has a glow from the screen and his eyes are lit like LED lights. He’s wearing brightly coloured plimsoles and socks. He’s perfect for any film buffs and movie fans.

Description: Ways of Seeing / Retro John Berger Design

Description: An enormous watchful eye peers through a magnifying glass at a tiny flower. The Department of Not Quite imagines an entire bureaucracy devoted to finding what is wrong, even when something is simply trying to grow.

Description: Couch Judge, Disco Ball Dance Baby, Mirrorball Watch Party

Description: Every cookout has one, and now she has the credentials. A retro varsity headline paired with a hand-drawn clipboard running quality control on the spread: mac and cheese, deviled eggs, baked beans and potato salad, all inspected and checked off. The fresh teal and coral palette and authority-gag humor make it a perfect fit for the aunt, mom or friend who does not grill but absolutely runs the potluck and judges every dish. Great for the self-appointed cookout boss, the side-dish perfectionist, or the relative whose approval every casserole secretly needs. Makes a fun gift for cookout season, family reunions, potlucks and Mother's Day.

Description: Wear your favorite food critic’s swag!

Description: A skeptical owl examines a cupcake candle through a magnifying glass instead of enjoying the celebration. Quality Control Ruined the Party is for the inner critic who can turn even a tiny treat into an inspection.

Description: A solemn figure trims the petals from a daisy until the joy is nearly gone. Perfection Left Nothing to Enjoy turns endless improvement into a small tragedy: the thing being perfected is also the thing being destroyed.

Description: Hachi Machi Future man design

Description: A portrait of beloved food writer Jonathan Gold!