Critic Merch

Description: Critic

Description: Critic (Cr-I-Ti-C) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Chromium, Iodine, Titanium, and Carbon!

Description: On the Shermometer...

Description: The Critic quote by Theodore Roosevelt

Description: Some people listen to their hearts - Jay Sherman listens to his stomach. It stinks!

Description: This funny Unpaid Movie Critic design is great for the movie lover who is always critiquing movies and giving their free opinion.

Description: Will pay to critique any movie!

Description: White logo, perfect for dark colors.

Description: You don’t need a paycheck to have strong opinions — just a clapperboard and WiFi.

Description: Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

Description: Warning yelp critic

Description: A second design for the shirt.

Description: Mysties unite! Show everyone your professional film critic chops however you want!

Description: A quick design.

Description: Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

Description: The perfect shirt to let people know you're a fan of monster movies AND snarky Canadian movie reviewers on the internet!

Description: Theatre Critic

Description: Food Critic

Description: How evil are you?

Description: One of the most famous sayings from the Nostalgia Critic.

Description: A meditation on adjacency, power, and ambient presence, Untitled (Proximity No. 3) explores the nuanced tension of shared space through the deceptive innocence of animal forms. The viewer is invited to contemplate the performative latency of stillness, the politics of scale, and the silent architecture of gaze. This is not about predator or prey — this is about the myth of separation.

Description: A visual representation of John Berger, presented here in black and white, 2 dimensional form.

Description: Every soccer fan knows someone who becomes a professional referee critic the moment the whistle blows. This vintage-inspired typography design celebrates match day debates, unforgettable calls, and the passion of cheering for the beautiful game. A fun design for soccer supporters, football fans, coaches, players, and anyone who always has an opinion about the referee.

Description: We say check it out!

Description: i love my frog and i hate ai data cente

Description: Costume design critic

Description: A humorous cat design featuring a feline looking at its reflection with a grumpy face, representing self-criticism and inner reflection.

Description: For everyone who reviews cars for free whether anyone asked or not. This retro‑styled “Unpaid Car Critic” design blends classic sports‑car lines with vintage signage typography, perfect for enthusiasts who can’t resist offering opinions on every build, mod, or questionable dealership listing. Ideal for car show regulars, driveway philosophers, and anyone who’s been “volunteering” their automotive expertise since forever. A clean, bold graphic for the gearhead who critiques out of pure passion.

Description: James Joyce portrait and quote: Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love, but always meeting ourselves.

Description: The comedy legend that was Bill Hicks is as relevant today, maybe even more so, what with the dumbing-down of society. He came across as cynical and skeptical of the human condition but it came from a sarcastic satirical viewpoint which made people laugh and a cult following had an affinity with his acerbic humor. This awesome graphic is perfect for those who sometimes feel the same way.

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: The original fangirl!

Description: Unpaid Movie Critic design for film lovers, cinema enthusiasts, and movie reviewers. Perfect for film buffs who enjoy sharing their opinions and insights on movies.

Description: A funny grumpy cat sees its own inner critic in the mirror.

Description: The comedy legend that was Bill Hicks is as relevant today, maybe even more so, what with the dumbing-down of society and this graphic quote from a classic skit when entering a waffle diner is as funny as it is frightening. An awesome design for teachers, librarians, students or anyone who likes a good book and not just looks at the pictures on the menu!

Description: Show off your cinephile pride with this vintage "I Speak Fluent Movie Quotes" graphic design! Designed like a classic retro theater marquee complete with spotlight beams, film reels, film strip, microphone, and a director's clapperboard, this illustration is built for film buffs, movie nerds, film students, actors, and cinema lovers. Great gift for movie nights, film festivals, or anyone who constantly references iconic films in everyday conversation.