Dads Fart Schedule Socks
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Description: Dad's daily schedule. 6:00 AM, wake up. 6:01 AM, first fart. 7:30 AM, commute with the windows up. Noon, lunch and a fart. 5:30 PM, home, sit, fart. 9:00 PM, bed, one last fart. All other times: also fart. A funny dad gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and Christmas. Timetable design in distressed white and FartMerch green on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
