Darn Socks
Description: A black background features a target with concentric circles and numbers. White distressed text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT" in an arc at the top, "TOO SLOW TO RUN" in the middle, "SHOOT" largely in the center, and "PRETTY DARN GOOD" at the bottom. The style is bold and rugged.
Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run Shoot Pretty Darn Good Target Socks
by liquiditynationsquad
$14 $20
Description: A bold graphic features a bald eagle with outstretched wings, perched above two crossed rifles. Two American flags flank the eagle. The text reads 'TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD'. The style is detailed and patriotic.
Eagle With Flags and Rifles Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Shoot Pretty Darn Good Socks
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$14 $20
Description: A black background features a detailed depiction of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat. The raccoon is portrayed in a light cream color with black accents. Above the raccoon, the text reads "CALL ME DARN" in a curved, bold font. Below the raccoon, the text reads "CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" in a straight, bold font. The style is somewhat retro.
Raccoon In Cowboy Hat "CALL ME DARN CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" Socks
by Xsmile Xstd
$14 $20
Description: Yer Darn Tootin Right It's Cold - Funny Cold Winter Weather, Norwegian & Fargo fashion for Christmas, Winter weather, blizzards, snow days, and cold days! Funny Fargo humor, slang and sayings. Great gift for Canadians, and Midwesterners from Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa and of course those from Norway! Funny Norwegian American saying, slang, and lingo.
Description: A distressed graphic featuring bold red and white text on a black background. The text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT Pretty Darn Good". The word "SHOOT" has two target symbols as the "O"s. The phrase "Pretty Darn Good" is in a cursive font.
Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Socks
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$14 $20
Description: A bold graphic featuring an eagle with spread wings, holding two rifles. Behind the eagle is an American flag. Text above reads, "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN". Text below reads, "BUT I CAN STILL *SHOOT* PRETTY DARN GOOD". The overall style is patriotic and slightly aggressive.
Description: A graphic featuring a bald eagle with spread wings, holding two American flags. Crossed rifles are positioned below the eagle. Text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN" above the eagle, and "BUT I CAN STILL *SHOOT* PRETTY DARN GOOD" below. Blue stars and lines accent the text.
Eagle With Guns And Flags Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still *Shoot* Pretty Darn Good Socks
by david man
$14 $20
Description: Humorous bowling saying for players who know the frustration of leaving the stubborn 10 pin standing. Perfect for bowlers who love the game and aren’t afraid to bring some attitude to the lanes.
Sometimes Not Game Makes You Emotional Ten Pin Bowling Socks
by Lubowitz Rodriguez
$14 $20
Description: A detailed, scratchboard-style rendering of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat. The raccoon is depicted standing on grass. Text above reads "CALL ME DARN" in an arc, and text below reads "CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" in a larger arc. The background is black.
Raccoon In Cowboy Hat "Call Me Darn Cuz I Been Tootin'" Socks
by phsycstudiocoly
$14 $20
Description: This design says "Dang, I remember when all this was woods." Do you find yourself saying this more and more? It may be time for you to add this item to your collection. Or better yet, give it to your dad as a Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift! He says this EVERY TIME YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A VISIT, amiright?
Dang, I Remember When All This Was Woods - Funny Dad Joke Middle Aged Man Grandpa Old Man Saying Socks
by Spatula City
$14 $20
Description: A cartoon purple dinosaur with a large smile and wide eyes stands using a walker. It wears a yellow shirt and a green vest. The text "I'LL NEVER BE OVER THE HILL" is arched above the dinosaur, and "I'M TOO DARN TIRED TO CLIMB IT" is arched below.
Purple Dinosaur with Walker I'll Never Be Over The Hill I'm Too Darn Tired To Climb It Socks
by NURUL SHAFIA
$14 $20
Description: A funny dark-apparel novelty design featuring "i will never be over the hill i'm too darn tired to climb it!" with a vibrant yellow armchair graphic making a witty retirement party decoration or milestone birthday surprise for sarcastic grandpas, grandmas, and older adults with a rebellious sense of humor.
I Will Never Be Over The Hill Too Tired Lazy Cat Retro Socks
by partialarea
$14 $20
TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD Socks
by talent_maries
$14 $20
Is Buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart? Socks
by Darn DOGGIE Club
$14 $20
Description: The best gift for friends, family members, relatives or anyone who was born in 1954 on birthday, New Year, Christmas, Father’s day, Mother’s day, Thanksgiving day or any occasion in a year
Black Cat Born In 1954 Too Slow To Run Too Old To Fight Socks
by cogemma.art
$14 $20
Description: Funny sarcastic comments that will make you and your friends laugh at each other and themselves. Best sarcasm sayings are fun to share.
Swearing Because Sometimes Gosh Darn and Meanie Head Just Don’t Cover it Socks
by chatchimp
$14 $20
If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Oh Dinosaur Socks
by Charlie Dion
$14 $20
