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Designated Observer Sober Chameleon Lime Soda Bar Tap Ethanol 0.0 Percent Chrome Metal Lettering Socks

Description: A side-eyeing chameleon leans on a beer tap while sipping a sparkling soda with lime in "Designated Observer," next to readouts declaring "Ethanol: 0.0%," "Eyes: On Everyone" and "Sober Unit Online," with an ethanol molecule diagram under spiky chrome lettering. Judgy, sober and built for anyone who stays clear-headed so they remember everything everyone else did. A fun pick for designated drivers, non-drinkers, sober-living folks, or reptile lovers with a dry sense of humor.

Tags: bar humor, chameleon lover gift, chrome metal lettering, designated driver, eyes on everyone

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