Dork Socks

Description: The Text Adventure Begins

Description: bumper sticker

Description: Show your pride with this Dork Tales Pride shirt! We're not even an evil corporation! ...yet.

Description: Ink and collage illustration inspired by Kelly from the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Description: How to tell if you are a nerd

Description: Ah, nothing beats a good cup of dragon heated coffee!

Description: Omega-Mu is a sorority at Adam's College. The Omega-Mu's have a reputation around the campus as being pigs, which Booger belives but has a complete turn around once he meets them. This is also the motivation for the Alpha-Beta's and Pi Delta Pi's prank during the Tri-Lamb's party. The Omega-Mu's team up with the Lambda Lambda Lambda's for the homecoming carnival. A new generation of M's appear in the third movie, which Booger uses to show the new Tri-Lamb's how to have a good party.

Description: Reviving an old design from childhood and those old CCS catalogs.

Description: Dork Shelf's official mascot Moby Dork

Description: Ready for book two of Mage the Victorian Age over on Dork Tales? Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Description: NERRRRRDS!

Description: New York Yankees away jersey

Description: A dorky door key design that is sure to unlock the humor in anyone!

Description: Show your support for the Dork Pridecast!

Description: Admit it with Pride, you've got Big Dork Energy

Description: Take a look at our fancy new logo! Designed by Michael Ilott

Description: Fueled by the dark side — one cup at a time. This vintage emblem features a steaming coffee cup with lightning and coffee beans, perfect for galaxy-obsessed caffeine lovers. The force is strong with this brew.

Description: Hot Sauce? NO! HOT! SAUCE!

Description: Inspired by a certain superficial and gothy teenager who has talent for spray painting giant muffins on water towers and lives in a place called Gravity Falls with his phone obsessed girlfriend.

Description: The Classic Dork Tales logo

Description: Classic dork party action!

Description: A darkly hilarious tribute to the fine art of completely misunderstanding classic rock lyrics. Featuring a devil-horned vintage doorknob in stark monochrome line-art style, this design transforms an iconic rock lyric into: “FROM THE DORK OF SATANS DOORKNOB” Rendered in a raw underground concert-poster aesthetic with bold black-and-white contrast, distressed detailing, and a retro 70s hard rock vibe inspired by the era of mystical album art, cryptic lyrics, and legendary headphone sessions. Perfect for fans of classic rock, misheard lyrics, vintage metal aesthetics, and anyone who’s confidently sung the wrong words for decades.

Description: Join the dark side — they have coffee. A vintage badge design for fans of the galaxy far, far away who run on dark roast. Perfect for nerds, geeks, and caffeine addicts alike.

Description: Descendents Day of the Dork design featuring punk rock, hardcore punk, pop punk and retro punk music themes.

Description: Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Description: The Dork Tales Call of the Netherdeep logo

Description: Gersberms!

Description: Everyone's favorite unimportant NPC deserves his own shirt! From our Rime of the Frostmaiden stream!

Description: I'm A Little Door Key

Description: TODDART

Description: The Damsels of Dorkington rendered as superheroes!

Description: Don't you hate when that happens?

Description: Time to wear your rogue pride! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Mars the tiefling rogue!