Dork Socks

Description: Ah Luna Coffee! The Pacific Northwest's favorite (fictional) coffee bar! Come for a caramel macchiato, stay to shield yourself from the horrific magical violence on the streets outside!

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

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Description: How I picture someone every time I read that

Description: I love Third Eye Blind obviously 💜🤟

Description: Inscription in elven: i am such a dork that the inscription on my shirt is in elven

Description: Snap into the madness and rise up to the top of your grave!

Description: My PIN is the last 4 digits of pi funny nerd math

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Description: The geek shall inherit the earth!

Description: Award winning actor chet hanks really started something here, eh?

Description: To celebrate Robin running Radiant Citadel, here's a shirt!

Description: Getting weird around here!

Description: Arnold From The Magic School Bus Ending Himself in Space

Description: Batman became a book worm instead of a vigilante.

Description: lolz cus' it true

Description: his is good advice, assuming you are already weird.

Description: Be Grateful. Be Positive. Be Here Now.

Description: Are you or do you know a word nerd? This fun and simple design is perfect for that person who loves word games, silly puns, and good writing.

Description: Let your dungeon master know who you really are... just a murder hobo.

Description: An illustration promoting peaches.

Description: A fun one for all us nerds!

Description: Rick Moranis

Description: To see more of my designs click the blue Barn Shirt USA link above.

Description: To see more of my designs click the blue Barn Shirt USA link above.

Description: Now YOU can rep the galaxy's favorite podcast segment, GONK OF THE WEEK!

Description: Purple dinosaur park

Description: Design with a shirt with the saying, "Come the Dork Side! We have Pi!" and a galaxy nebula. Get ready for Pi Day on March 14 by getting one of these geeky designs on any of our apparel or gift items! Great gift for teachers and students and makes a good graduation gift.

Description: All hail Gooseifer!

Description: Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales! Design by the amazing Michael Ilott!

Description: Fail!

Description: Refreshing! Get your Ghoul-Aid today!

Description: Miss your chance to get merch at the festival? Get it now. Don't miss out doggie.

Description: Dorks Who Lift ZCT Black

Description: The Dork Tales Witchlight logo