Drop Socks
Description: WKRP’s station manager believed that he had come up with what was “the greatest promotional idea of all time” for Thanksgiving. This promotion involved hiring a helicopter to drop live turkeys at a local mall, but apparently, nobody involved was aware that turkeys are flightless birds: “Something just came out of the back of the helicopter. It’s a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. A second. A third… No parachute yet. Oh my God! They’re turkeys!” They’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! The crowd is running for their lives!”
Where Do Guitar Picks Go When You Drop Them? (R U Afraid of Dark Parody) Music Graphic Socks
by blueversion
$14 $20
Description: This "Eat Sleep Drop Loads Repeat" truck driver design captures the hardworking, no-nonsense lifestyle of truckers. Perfect for 18 wheeler truck drivers who spend their days hauling big loads and taking on the open road with pride, dedication and humor. Ideal for truck drivers, semi truck enthusiasts, birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or Truck Driver Appreciation Week, this trucker design brings humor to the road. Perfect for long hauls, trucking meetups, or just hanging out with fellow drivers.
