Dwarf Socks
Description: If you're sad that you can't call Pluto a planet anymore, you need this funny planetary science joke! Pluto the Planet still matters, and you can spread awareness of the (dwarf) planet by getting this funny science gift for your friends! Grab this hilarious Pluto as a planet gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with astronomy and misses seeing Pluto on the list of planets!
Description: So there we were at 2:30 in the morning; I was beginning to wish I had never come to cadet training school. To the south lay water -- there was no way we could cross that. To the east and west two armies squeezed us in a pincer. The only way was north; I had to go for it and pray the Gods were smiling on me. I picked up the dice and threw two sixes. Caldicott couldn't believe it. My go again; another two sixes!
