Funny Home Improvement Store Socks
Description: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often relies on next-door neighbor Wilson, who provides unconventional wisdom and perspective to the Taylors' personal and familial crises.
Description: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often relies on next-door neighbor Wilson, who provides unconventional wisdom and perspective to the Taylors' personal and familial crises.
Description: When David J. Heerensperger took over the Pay 'N Pak, it was an eight-year-old, $15 million-a-year company. By the time the reins were passed to his successor 20 years later in 1989, he had grown Pay 'N Pak to a $400 million-a-year company. Instead of simply retiring, Heerensperger decided to start over. Just two months after resigning from Pay 'N Pak, he incorporated his new company, calling it Eagle Hardware & Garden, resurrecting the name of the hardware store he founded in Spokane in 1959. With a motto of "More of Everything," Eagle's stores were bigger than the competition, averaging 120k square feet. Heerensperger grew Eagle rapidly, taking the company public inside of two years, and by 1995, was a $650 million-a-year company.
Description: Hey, weekend warriors and general contractors, this dud's for you! Feel like you live at the hardware store, and loving it? A play on the French expression for seeing life through rose-coloured glasses, people like us can now let the world know we see our world through Lowe's-colored glasses. Look for a satirical shirt representing their Orange-colored competitor soon!
Description: Who needs an exotic vacation when the snack aisle is calling? Show off your love for everyday excursions with this fun "My Favorite Destination Is The Grocery Store" design. Ideal for foodies, home cooks, and grocery haul enthusiasts who consider exploring the supermarket aisles their personal paradise. Makes a hilarious gift for snack lovers and retail therapy fans.