Harmless Socks

Description: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past wh...

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Description: Hats off to Corn Week!

Description: Peaceful, not harmless.

Description: A great number of people call themselves peaceful. In reality they're just harmless. Being peaceful is a choice you make to not use the skills and experiences you have gained that make you capable of violence. Choose peace for as long as they let you.

Description: The beer for when you're hitchhiking across the galaxy. 42

Description: Your Trantula Spider is more harmless than yourself? Ideal as a gift for spiderlovers, people who like arachnids or just for fun. The arachnid motif is super funny, for every age class.

Description: Don't Panic

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "harmless drudge". "A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words." Thanks Samuel Johnson!

Description: Til' you cross me...

Description: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

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Description: I'm like my cat - mostly harmless but always sarcastic.

Description: I'd like to be like a hummingbird. You see them every now and then. You don't see them everywhere

Description: It's not this sweet breed that you should be worried and shivering about, it's the owner!

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Description: It Started Out as a Harmless Hobby. I Had No IdeaIt Would Come to This-Sewing Lover

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Description: A cute funny grim reaper illustration a rainbow , I'm harmless, I swear

Description: 3 cute dogs running to you. woodprint

Description: Sewing It Started Out As A Harmless Hobby T-Shirt

Description: cute face

Description: Harm Less