History Nugs Socks
Description: As told of in Season 2, Episode 2, it's Wojtek (pronounced Voy-Tek), the coolest bear of all time. Show your support for the first bear to ever achieve military rank and the only bear on record to bomb Nazis. A beautiful illustration of that good bear (drawn by friend-of-the-show Sclez) and Polish text reading "Wojtek: The Bear Hero". Best on gray or black. (His name means "Joyful Warrior, how rad is that?)
Description: Are you a huge fan of "The Franz"? Have you attended all of his recitals? Do you carry around a glass vial of his discarded coffee? Were your hands lacerated in a fight over one of his broken piano wires? Then this is the perfect shirt for you (or someone you know)! Show your love for that dashing pianist and your mid-80's cultural wrestling knowledge all at once.