Hormone Socks
Description: The hypothalamic–pituitary–adrenal axis from stress to cortisol: CRH, ACTH, the zones of the adrenal cortex, the systemic effects of cortisol, negative feedback loops and the circadian cortisol rhythm. Part of the Atlas of Medical Science collection: a consistent series of scientific plates with a deep navy background, fine gold frame and precise English labels.
Description: American former professional baseball left fielder who played 22 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB). Bonds was a member of the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1986 to 1992 and the San Francisco Giants from 1993 to 2007. He is considered to be one of the greatest baseball players of all time.
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Description: American former professional baseball left fielder who played 22 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB). Bonds was a member of the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1986 to 1992 and the San Francisco Giants from 1993 to 2007. He is considered to be one of the greatest baseball players of all time.
Description: They quit. They packed. They're still here. Two cute cartoon ovaries stand in their coats holding office boxes stuffed with a desk plant and a coffee mug, one checking her watch, in front of a wall calendar crossed off day after day. Bold retro block letters say MY OVARIES PUT IN THEIR NOTICE, and a big coral script finishes the thought: four years ago. The mid-century cartoon style and the coral, mustard and mint palette keep it sweet while the joke lands for anyone stuck in the long goodbye of perimenopause. Perfect for women in their forties who've been hearing it's almost over for what feels like years now.
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Description: Every square marked, and nobody even signed up to play. This retro 1970s game card lists sixteen real perimenopause symptoms, from hot flash, night sweats and brain fog to dishwasher rage, creaky knees and hair in the drain, with every single square covered by a pink marker dot and a sunny FULL CARD ribbon underneath. Groovy bubble lettering spells out PERIMENOPAUSE across the top in tangerine and gold, framed by a scalloped orange and pink border. It's funny because it's true, and anyone in the thick of it will recognize most of these before breakfast.
Description: The one award she still can't win. This vintage engraved design shows a gold medal with a little bed on its face, padlocked to its own ribbon so nobody can claim it. Classic serif lettering above and below spells out the trophy: ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED: Eight Hours In A Row. Fine crosshatch line work, a dusty rose and sky blue ribbon and soft antique gold give it the feel of an old engraving, with a joke that lands the second you read it. Perfect for women in perimenopause whose nights are a string of 3am wakeups, night sweats and staring at the ceiling. A funny gift for a friend, sister, wife or coworker who has been chasing a full night's rest for years.
Description: Testosterone (T) refers to both a naturally occurring human steroid hormone as well as the same compound when given as an androgen medication. It is used to treat hypogonadism in males, certain types of breast cancer, for masculinizing hormone therapy, and can also be used in doping to improve athletic performance.
Description: Stood in the doorway. Forgot the mission. This minimal single-line art design shows a woman from behind, one hand on the door, frozen mid-step while the line from her head loops into a tangled scribble and drifts away, which is exactly what the thought did. A calm classic serif underneath asks the question every woman in perimenopause has asked out loud at least twice today: Why did I come in here? Soft dusty rose, pale denim blue and butter yellow with a warm coral line keep it looking like a modern art print, not a gag. Perfect for women dealing with brain fog, midlife memory slips and the daily walk into the kitchen for no reason at all.
Description: Introducing Silly Goose's Endocrinology Endocrinologist Hormone Healthcare! This comprehensive product offers essential tools and resources for individuals seeking expert guidance in hormone health. Take control of your well-being with Silly Goose's innovative approach to endocrinology.
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