I Got 99 Problems Socks
Description: A dark blue line drawing on a black background depicts a bear pushing a shopping cart filled with groceries. Above, text reads "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS", and below, "AND A SWEET LITTLE TREAT WOULD SOLVE MOST OF THEM". The scene includes shelves and a counter, suggesting a store.
I Got 99 Problems And A Sweet Little Treat Would Solve Most Of Them Bear Shopping Socks
by BrotherNightSky
$20
Description: I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them
I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Socks
by SusurrationStudio
$20
Description: A monochrome text-based composition featuring white lettering on a black background. The text is arranged in five lines, reading "I GOT", "0110 0011", "PROBLEMS", "BUT A BIT", and "AIN'T ONE". The typeface is bold and sans-serif, with clear spacing between words and characters.
Description: A plump golden creature with a tiny mustache and a soft tuft of pale hair stands with proud mischief, little arms raised as if claiming every blunder. Faint blush warms its cheeks while they make a bold declaration: "I got 99 problems and I caused them all." Playful and self-aware, this round rascal is Dorin Emberloop.