Incident Socks
Description: Fart happens. This incident report logs the cause, the witnesses, and who to blame: the dog, obviously. Severity: loud. Deal with it. A funny office gift for people who can take a joke, supervisors with a sense of humor, and anyone who has ever had to file a report on their own gas. Distressed white and FartMerch green on dark.
Description: The Mayaguez incident took place between Kampuchea and the United States from May 12–15, 1975, less than a month after the Khmer Rouge took control of the capital Phnom Penh ousting the U.S.-backed Khmer Republic. It was the last battle of the Vietnam War. The names of the Americans killed, as well as those of three U.S. Marines who were left behind on the island of Koh Tang after the battle and were subsequently executed by the Khmer Rouge, are the last names on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. The merchant ship's crew, whose seizure at sea had prompted the U.S. attack, were released in good health, although this was not known to the U.S. Marines or the U.S. command of the operation.
Description: A funny pop art style German Shepherd standing over a slightly tipped-over jack-o-lantern with an exaggeratedly serious investigative expression, as if filing an official report. A fun gift for German Shepherd dads, GSD lovers, and anyone who loves bold pop art and hilariously serious dog personality designs. Perfect for Halloween parties, dog dad style, and spooky season with your no-nonsense shepherd.
German Shepherd Investigates Fallen Pumpkin - Funny Pop Art Halloween Dog Gift Socks
by SmashYou Warllow
$20
Description: Safety First: 0 Days Without a Friendly Fireball Incident! 🔥🧙♂️ Target responsibly — the party is definitely in the blast radius! The official dungeon safety scoreboard that never makes it to Day 1. Industrial workshop safety plaque featuring a bold zero counter box, classic green safety header, and stick-figure hazard pictogram. Perfect funny gift for Wizards, Sorcerers, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG players! Available on coffee mugs, t-shirts, stickers, hoodies, and posters. 🎲 Stay safe in the dungeon.
Description: A sneaky ferret makes off with a slice of pumpkin pie in "Unattended Pastry Breach," a holiday incident report with case numbers, an evidence log of crust fragments and whisker samples, a "Classified Evidence" stamp and a recovery chance of 0.0%. Sneaky, official and built for anyone who has turned around to find dessert missing. A fun pick for ferret owners, Thanksgiving bakers, pet parents with tiny criminals, or fans of deadpan paperwork humor.
Unattended Pastry Breach Funny Ferret Pie Thief Holiday Incident Report Tubular Bandit Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$20
I Survived the Knott County Kentucky DONUT-GATE Incident 2026 Socks
by MekaGojira3k
$14 $20
Description: A stark white graphic on a black background. At the top, text reads 'I SURVIVED HALT-LIFED' in bold, blocky font. Below is a circular emblem with a large Lambda symbol inside, stylized with distressed, speckled edges. Underneath the circle, text reads 'THE BLACK MESA INCIDENT' in the same blocky font. The entire design has a gritty, worn texture.
Description: A snarling opossum chomps candy corn and clutches a crushed can in "Trick-or-Treat Sanitation Unit," an official city incident report listing its primary diet as discarded chocolate, its threat level as "low // plays dead," and its usual hangouts as curbsides and dumpster enclosures. Scrappy, spooky and built for anyone who goes through the Halloween candy bag like a raccoon in a dumpster. A fun pick for possum lovers, Halloween candy hoarders, trash animal fans, or spooky-season office parties.
Trick or Treat Sanitation Unit Funny Opossum Halloween Candy Incident Report Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$20
Description: The Max Headroom incident refers to the hacking of a television signal that took place on November 22, 1987, in Chicago, United States, carried out by at least two individuals who are still unknown. This is an example of what is known in the television world as broadcast signal intrusion.
