Jonathan Sims Socks
Description: CEASELESS WATCHER: CAST YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING Ever wanted to carry around a constant reminder of our good old head archivist's suffering? Love the aesthetic of tarot cards? well now you can! yay! Proudly display your allegiance to The Eye and preform the watchers crown while wearing a mini skirt covered in Jons face. yes, its a requirement for it to work. To be honest I think I may have committed a sin by allowing this to be printed onto a shower curtain, but when the universe presents a chance like that who am I but to take it?
Description: SERVE THE EYE! BECOME AN ARCHIVE OF ALL YOU SEE AND FEEL pros: know literally everything, can EXPLODE people apparently, big creepy eye friend, magic powers!!! The on the winning side - join the superior being! Enlist today easily by winning eternal the staring contest with that guy in your mirror
