Jonathan Sims Socks
Description: I know there are already versions of this on here, but I wanted to make one that was a little more fun for a convention
Ceaseless Watcher's Special Little Boy The Magnus Archives Slogan Tee And Others Socks
by Fan Niche
$14 $20
Description: JOIN THE END! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE CRUSHING DREAD OF THE END OF ALL LIFE! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: our favourite little guys Gerard Keay and Oliver Banks What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply staring into the void of space!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: Were you at our Live Show at The Lowry and missed out on getting your official t-shirt? Now you can order the official design online!
Statement Begins - Live Show July 2025 Official Design Socks
by Rusty Quill
$14 $20
Description: chudtv chris sims danny rebel meow missy jonathan foreman new york post parody dvd internet stream podcast meme
Universal And Special Edition CHUDtv Hilarious Great Fun Jonathan Foreman New York Post Socks
by Spectral Prints
$14 $20
Description: JOIN THE SPIRAL! BECOME SOMETHING BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION, AN AVATAR OF THE TWISTING DECEIT! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: Michael is superbly cool, doors to anywhere wherever you like, brain melting aesthetic, look like bowling carpet patterns personified What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply losing all sense of reality! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: CEASELESS WATCHER: CAST YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING Ever wanted to carry around a constant reminder of our good old head archivist's suffering? Love the aesthetic of tarot cards? well now you can! yay! Proudly display your allegiance to The Eye and preform the watchers crown while wearing a mini skirt covered in Jons face. yes, its a requirement for it to work. To be honest I think I may have committed a sin by allowing this to be printed onto a shower curtain, but when the universe presents a chance like that who am I but to take it?
Description: JOIN THE WEB! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE SPIDER! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: no more making decisions, cool web patterns and spiders, purple is a nice colour, Annabelle Cane is cool cons: thousands of tiny crawling spiders doesn't sound great to me What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply picking up an old children's book... hm.... A Guest for Mr Spider... seems harmless enough You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
