Lagoon Socks
Description: Spoilers (for a 62 year old movie)! The Creature from the Black Lagoon is SO misunderstood. He's not evil. First he's kills some fellars in a camp that just dug up his great-great-grandpappy. You go to the country and dig up some redneck's kin and see how long it takes them to get the shotgun. Next he sees a hotty and just wants to touch her. It's weird, but what's wrong with a little foot fetish. It looks like he stalks some folks next, but keep in mind the leader of the grave robbers is with them. He's just trying to keep his great-great-granny safe. He swims with the hotty (unknown to her). Sure, he got a little creepy, but consider the ladies he normally has to look at. Brenda Tuna-Lips and Gertrude Eel-Breath. Eventually he get...
