Lard Socks

Description: Praise the Lard 2

Description: Shocks. Pegs. Lucky!

Description: I Like Big Bucks In a Can Of Lard - Misheard Lyrics

Description: I shall respect Rex I shall never misuse Rex Kwon Do I shall be a champion of freedom and justice Vote for Pedro

Description: Sacrilicious

Description: Show off that belly of yours and let everyone know just how tight your shirt is I wasn’t looking …possibly even too tight.

Description: Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

Description: Throw that ball a quarter mile!

Description: Praise The Lard retro design with a humorous food illustration.

Description: MINISTRY

Description: Napolean Dynamite

Description: A brilliant retro pop-culture mashup featuring the classic animation style of Joker Wolf paired with the famous Lard Lad Donuts sign. Perfect for fans of vintage cartoons and humorous parodies.

Description: Deb meets Napolean at the playground. They look deep into each other's eyes. They smile. Napolean tells Deb, "I caught you a delicious bass." It was the perfect romance. Then they played tetherball.

Description: Still one of my favorite movies.

Description: Praise the Lard

Description: Did you forget how to spell your diet? Just glance at your tee in the mirror! Just don't eat the shirt, it looks delicious! Proudly wear your ketogenic shirt as you chow down on a plate full of eggs, bacon, and butter. No shame! Eat fat, lose fat, burn fat! Keep calm and keto on, my keto brothers and sisters. The text on this tee reads, K E T O, spelled out using tasty bacon, fried egg, melting butter, and a sliced avocado. Hope you enjoy!

Description: PHS

Description: Kip

Description: Praise the Lard Cow W

Description: Trust In The Lard Bacon Kitchen Jokes

Description: Humorous quote from Sir Mix-A-Lot for s of funny music lyrics.

Description: Napoleon's school ID at Preston High, Preston, Idaho

Description: Real World interpretation of a Simpsons mascot.

Description: We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

Description: Rude Lard (Speeray music)

Description: If you like this design, please check out my other work.

Description: that hass

Description: This iconic design has been made countless times, but rarely are they screen accurate. This well worn version that appears to be hanging on long after the 2004 Preston High School elections have come and gone is both accurate in it's awkward placement and hand placed iron-on style letters. Whether you're a fan of Pedro or like tater tots way too much, this one is for you!

Description: L a r d Monochrome Fly Head Band Graphic

Description: I'm gonna do whatever I want to do... GAWSH!!!!!

Description: Perfect Pig

Description: From the episode "Treehouse of Horror VI" of The Simpsons.

Description: How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?

Description: Keto I Thought You Said Tito's

Description: !A Mi Me Criaron Con Manteca! (I was raised on lard!) A saying in our Family that means I was raised on the real deal genuine stuff.

Description: Napoleon dynamite