Lick Socks
Description: "Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now" — straight from the catalog of the face-painted shock-rock showmen of the 70s, reworked in vintage screen-print style. A cracked, sun-faded print gives it that broken-in, thrift-store-find character. Made for music lovers, vinyl collectors and anyone who knows every single word. A great pick for concerts, road trips, birthdays and record-store days.
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now Glam Rock Since 1983 Socks
by merch199
$14 $20
Description: Celebrate the face-painted shock-rock showmen of the 70s with "Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now" in a boho-inspired design. Hand-sketched botanicals and muted sunset shades give it a relaxed, free-roaming vibe. A must-have for longtime fans and anyone who grew up with the radio turned all the way up. Perfect for concert nights, festival weekends and everyday wear.
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now Glam Rock Since 1983 Socks
by merch199
$14 $20
Can I Lick It Chemistry Teacher Science Day Socks
by ArtifyGraphics
$14 $20
Description: Great Christmas present for Merry Christmas, Xmas holidays and to wear for Christmas tree decorating, watching Christmas movies, Christmas dinner, cool present exchange and many more joyful fun Christmas activities. wear it while visiting Santa and enjoy. This Is for a Perfect Family Love and present for Your Favorite Men And Women want a funny saying. A Great present For A Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Mothers'day, Thanksgiving, Easter or Halloween Costume, or new year eve.
Candy Cane Crew Christmas Funny Family Matching Pajamas Kids Socks
by Valhalla Warrior
$14 $20
Description: Great Christmas present for Merry Christmas, Xmas holidays and to wear for Christmas tree decorating, watching Christmas movies, Christmas dinner, cool present exchange and many more joyful fun Christmas activities. wear it while visiting Santa and enjoy. This Is for a Perfect Family Love and present for Your Favorite Men And Women want a funny saying. A Great present For A Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Mothers'day, Thanksgiving, Easter or Halloween Costume, or new year eve.
Candy Cane Crew Christmas Funny Family Matching Pajamas Kids Socks
by Valhalla Warrior
$14 $20
Description: Humorous retro holiday design featuring a winking Santa Claus sticking his tongue out while holding two crossed red-and-white candy canes. Framed in a circular badge with snowflakes, pine needles, and holly berries, it features the cheeky quote "It's Not Going To Lick Itself." Perfect adult Xmas gift for holiday parties, funny Secret Santa exchanges, and friends who appreciate dirty Christmas jokes.
Its Not Going To Lick Itself Funny Santa Candy Cane Socks
by YaY Artiste
$14 $20
Description: This funny rockhound design has text that says I LICK ROCKS. For any occasion for rock lickers, rock lovers, rockhounds, rock hunters, geologists who love licking rocks, rock hunting, rockhounding and funny and sarcastic humor. Keep rocking, rockhound squad because rock hunters never judge a rock by its cover. They say, "I lick rocks, have you tried licking it?" Yes, I really do need all these rocks because I just want all the pretty rocks. I like rocks and maybe three people, so rock my world! Yes, rock collectors stop for rocks and are easily distracted by rocks. ROCK ON!
Funny I LICK ROCKS Rockhound Geology Rockhounding Socks
by Laura Rucker
$14 $20
Description: Geologists Lick Rocks for Science, Don’t Make It Weird pairs a tongue-in-cheek geology saying with crystal slices, mineral samples and a geologist hammer. A funny science-themed design for geology students, rock collectors and field geology enthusiasts.
Geologists Lick Rocks for Science Funny Geology Humor Socks
by NovasArtCo
$14 $20
Description: A humorous graphic displaying a modified periodic table. The top features large white text 'CAN I LICK IT?'. Below are colored boxes with text labels, representing a legend with 'Sure, go for it', 'Please, don't do that', 'Maybe, not the best ihat', and 'See you on the other side'. The main body shows rows of colored boxes with chemical element symbols and numbers.
Description: Celebrate the quirks of field geology with this witty vintage-style graphic featuring the phrase "Geologists lick rocks for science, don't make it weird." Centered around a classic rock pick hammer, hand lens, quartz crystals, and agate slices, this hand-drawn design pokes fun at authentic rock identification methods. It is the ultimate statement piece for geologists, earth science majors, science teachers, and dedicated rock hounds who aren't afraid to get hands-on in the field.
Geologists Lick Rocks for Science Don't Make It Weird Funny Geology Socks
by LillyPad
$14 $20
Description: A humorous design featuring a stylized periodic table with custom element abbreviations. The top reads 'CAN I LICK IT?' in large white sans-serif font. Below is a legend with color-coded indicators for 'Sure, go for it,' 'Maybe, not the best idea,' and 'Please, don't do that side,' correlating to colored blocks in the table. The elements are replaced with playful text.
Description: A dark background design featuring the text 'CAN I LICK IT?' in large white capital letters. Below it is a key with three colored squares (green, yellow, red) and corresponding text: 'Sure, go for it', 'Maybe, not the best idea', and 'Please, don't on the other side'. The majority of the space is occupied by a stylized periodic table with elements colored according to the key, and their names or symbols displayed.
Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)
