Lick Socks
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed red Dachshund with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Doxie owners, wiener dog lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Description: A parody periodic table chart in yellow, purple, and teal squares. Title is "CAN I LICK IT?" at top. Bottom key explains: Purple means "SURE, GO FOR IT"; Yellow means "PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT"; Teal means "SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE". Each element has a humorous name like "Hydragium," "Rattium," and "Frosthidron."
Description: A black background with large white text at the top reading "CAN I LICK IT?". Below this, there is a legend with three colored boxes (green, yellow, red) and corresponding text: "Sure, go for it", "Maybe, not the best idea", and "See you on the other side". Beneath the legend is a representation of the periodic table of elements with some elements highlighted in various colors.
Description: As Camp Crystal Lake prepared to open for the summer of 1971, camp owner John Christy received a shipment of freshly printed t-shirts bearing one rather unfortunate typo: “Camp Crystal Lick.” Understandably less than thrilled, John called the vendor to straighten things out, giving viewers a hilarious glimpse of his frustration. “Yeah, no, it's a lake, not a lick. Who wants to go to Camp Crystal Lick? What kind of business do you think this is?” Things only got worse when the vendor suggested fixing the mistake with a marker, prompting an exasperated “What's wrong with you?!” This design recreates the infamous misprinted Camp Crystal Lick shirt with a suitably worn-in, vintage look, so we're going to assume he eventually handed them out.
