Losing Socks
Description: Punny math joke about aging: old mathematicians don't die, they just start losing functions. A lighthearted play on mathematical functions and wordplay.
Old Mathematicians Never Die They Just Start Losing Functions Socks
by Jonathan House
$14 $20
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