Middle Age Socks
Description: The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem commonly the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious order founded as a military order c. 1192 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. The Teutonic Order was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for protection of Christians.
Description: A retro-styled quote exploring the existential crisis of realizing you are now the same age as the "old people" you remember.
It's Weird Being The Same Age As Old People Retro Sarcastic Socks
by Enzo
$14 $20
Medieval Dragon Fantasy Art Vintage Style Illustration Socks
by LunaElizabeth
$14 $20
Description: For everyone whose hips have decided to retire before they did. "I'm at That Age Where My Hips Go Out More Than I Do" captures that special moment when your joints become less reliable than your wifi connection. Whether you're dealing with hip flexor drama, sciatica sass, or just the general betrayal of a body that used to cooperate, this shirt tells your story. Perfect for yoga enthusiasts who now spend more time in child's pose than warrior pose, or anyone who grunts when standing up. Ideal gift for parents, dancers-turned-observers, or anyone who considers sitting down a commitment. Pairs well with ice packs and ibuprofen.
I'm at That Age Where My Hips Go Out More Than I Do Socks
by SignShirtz
$14 $20
Description: Middle Class Woman Of A Certain Age design for mature women. This adult humor statement is perfect for middle aged women and funny aging women.
Middle Class Woman Of A Certain Age Adult Humor Middle Aged Women Socks
by It's Over
$14 $20
Gargoyle | Gargoyles | Gothic | Middle Ages | Gothic architecture | Chimera Socks
by T-Shirts
$14 $20
Description: In medieval history, Byzantium, the Byzantine Empire or the Eastern Roman Empire was the continuation of Ancient Rome and the Roman Empire, i.e SPQR. Byzantium survived the fall of Roman Empire, lasting a thousand years until the end of the Medieval era.
1453 Never Forget - Byzantine Empire - Medieval History Socks
by CultureWars
$14 $20
Description: The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus, commonly referred to simply as Doctor Faustus, is an Elizabethan tragedy by Christopher Marlowe, based on German stories about the title character Faust. It was written sometime between 1589 and 1592, and might have been performed between 1592 and Marlowe's death in 1593. Two different versions of the play were published in the Jacobean era, several years later. The powerful effect of early productions of the play is indicated by the legends that quickly accrued around them—that actual devils once appeared on the stage during a performance, "to the great amazement of both the actors and spectators", a sight that was said to have driven some spectators mad.
Doctor Faustus / Vintage Illustration Design Socks
by CultOfRomance
$14 $20
But Did You Try Leeches Plague Doctor Middle Age Medicines Socks
by Linda's World
$14 $20
Description: Aberdeen Bestiary collection. Digital collage elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from Ancient Medieval miniatures,
MEDIEVAL BESTIARY,BAT, FANTASTIC ANIMALS IN GOLD RED BLUE COLORS Socks
by BulganLumini
$14 $20
Description: A collection of four orange felines adorned in purple ninja-style attire, featuring headbands and masks. Each cat is depicted in a different martial arts pose. The text 'MIDDLE-AGE CROSS-BRED KARATE KITTIES' is prominently displayed above the cats in bold orange lettering with purple outlines.
Description: Celebrate the relatable humor of aging with this design featuring Middle Class Woman Of A Certain Age. Perfect for mature women and ladies embracing their life stage.
Middle Class Woman Of A Certain Age Mature Ladies Humor Socks
by It's Over
$14 $20
Description: Digital graphics by Bulgan and Alessandro Lumini . A Seal of the Knights Templar from 13. Century, with their famous image of two knights on a single horse, a symbol of their early poverty. The text is in Greek and Latin characters, Sigillum Militum Χρisti: followed by a cross, which means “the Seal of the Soldiers of Christ”.Templar order was founded in Jerusalem 1119 by Hugues de Payens .
Description: Old Enough To Know Better Sarcastic Quote Design Still wondering when that "old enough to know better" thing is supposed to kick in? This sarcastic hand-lettered quote design pairs bold, hand-drawn typography with a detailed ink-illustration portrait style — perfect for anyone who's technically an adult but still questioning every decision. A witty, dry-humor piece for the person who never quite grew up, embraces mid-life mischief, and wears their questionable judgment like a badge of honor. Great funny gift for birthdays, milestone ages, coworkers, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about getting older. Bold crosshatched lettering meets an old-school editorial cartoon feel — a snarky, relatable saying for people who know they shoul
Old Enough To Know Better Sarcastic Quote Design Socks
by Puff Sumo
$14 $20
Description: Old Enough To Know Better Sarcastic Quote Design (Dark Version) Still wondering when that "old enough to know better" thing is supposed to kick in? This sarcastic hand-lettered quote design pairs bold, hand-drawn typography with a detailed ink-illustration portrait style — perfect for anyone who's technically an adult but still questioning every decision. A witty, dry-humor piece for the person who never quite grew up, embraces mid-life mischief, and wears their questionable judgment like a badge of honor. Great funny gift for birthdays, milestone ages, coworkers, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about getting older. Bold crosshatched lettering meets an old-school editorial cartoon feel — a snarky, relatable saying for people
Old Enough To Know Better Sarcastic Quote Design (Dark Version) Socks
by Puff Sumo
$14 $20
Description: We Do Not Care WDNC Club Vintage Bobo Sunset. Pretty design for mothers who have gone through menopause and perimenopause.
We Do Not Care WDNC Club Vintage Bobo Sunset Socks
by ChrisPaulDesigns
$14 $20
Description: Perfect for dads, grandpas, and anyone surviving aging with sarcasm and style. This hilarious typography tee turns everyday pain into legendary humor and makes a great funny gift for birthdays or Father’s Day.
It’s Not A Pimp Walk It’s Gout - Funny Old Man Humor Socks
by DailyMoodCo
$14 $20
Description: A peaceful flower-crowned cat meditates beneath the funny quote “I’m at the age where the next day my body whispers to me don’t do that again.” A relatable gift for cat lovers, yogis, and anyone who understands getting older.
I'm at the Age Where My Body Whispers Funny Yoga Cat Quote Socks
by WildFeather Studio
$14 $20
