Monkey Trouble Socks
Description: David Lo Pan is back with two wives and a monkey monster to chauffeur his heavenly hotrod through the hell of the too-cool-to-stay-dead sinners. Lo Pan's not such a bad guy... he wants what every red-blooded man wants... to go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. The Chinese characters say "Lo Pan Express".
Description: This is a popular quote from the late great American naturalist, writer, and legendary icon of the west - Edward Abbey (1927-1989). If you have not yet read his masterpieces, Desert Solitaire or The Monkey Wrench Gang, go treat yourself right now. I promise you will not regret it!