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Your Eggnog Smells of Elderberries Socks

Description: FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Tags: black knight, christmas, christmas humor, funny xmas, holy grail
The Ministry of Silly Walks - Est. 1970 Socks
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Description: Classic. Vintage design.

Tags: 70s, bbc, black knight, comedy, flying circus
Quest Fest Socks

Description: Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Tags: swallow, tim the enchanter, caerbannog, coconut, killer rabbit

Quest Fest Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Elderberry Wine Socks

Description: Elderberry Wine

Tags: graham chapman, wine, humor, comedy, terry gilliam

Elderberry Wine Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

The Holy Grail Socks

Description: "What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Tags: king arthur, swallow, black knight, holy grail, coconut

The Holy Grail Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

The Quest Socks

Description: The Holy Grail

Tags: black knight, comedy, cute, funny, holy grail

The Quest Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Tim Sauce Socks

Description: Arthur: “What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder ?” Tim: “I…am an enchanter.” Arthur: “By what name are you known ?” Tim: “There are some who call me…Tim” Arthur: “Greetings, Tim, the enchanter.”

Tags: camelot, tim the enchanter, holy grail, funny, parody

Tim Sauce Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Confuse a cat LTD Socks
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Description: Confuse a cat LTD

Tags: bbc, british, circus, cleese, comedy

Confuse a cat LTD Socks

by Sluggraphix

$20

Red Knight, Blue Knight Socks

Description: One Knight, Two Knights...

Tags: black knight, comedy, dr seuss, drseuss, funny
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition Socks
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Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Tags: cult classic, gilliam, monty, jones, palin
The Witch Socks

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Tags: knights who say ni, magic, holy grail, killer rabbit, black knight

The Witch Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Holy Grail of Swallows Socks
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Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 80s retro, coconut, funny

Holy Grail of Swallows Socks

by Who Will Save Generation X_Podcast

$20

MONTY PYTHON - LIFE OF BRIAN Socks

Description: MONTY PYTHON - LIFE OF BRIAN

Tags: british, comedy, england, funny, humor
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Quotes - I Move For No Man Socks

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Quotes - I Move For No Man featuring the Black Knight.

Tags: black knight, british, england, eric idle, funny
Black Knight parody Socks
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Description: You've got no arms left !

Tags: parody, the karate kid, none shall pass, karate kid, monty python and the holy grail

Black Knight parody Socks

by TheAnchovyman

$20

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - on Dark Socks

Description: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Tags: comedy, monty python and the holy grail, holy, hand grenade, book of armaments
I move for no man Socks
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Description: I move for no man

Tags: black knight, come, monty, none shall pass, python

I move for no man Socks

by creativespero

$20

TIS BUT A SCRATCH Socks
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Description: Join or die

Tags: 70s, black knight, comedy, culture, funny

TIS BUT A SCRATCH Socks

by Woodcut Prints

$20

They call me... Tim Socks

Description: ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Tags: illuminated manuscript, the black knight, rabbit, newt, king arthur

They call me... Tim Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Life of Brian Latin Graffiti T-Shirt Funny Monty Python Romanes Eunt Domus Joke Socks
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Description: "People called Romanes they go the house?" Celebrate one of the greatest comedy sketches in cinematic history with this Life of Brian graffiti design. Featuring the infamous anti-Roman slogan written by Brian—and aggressively corrected by John Cleese's Centurion—this graphic is a must-have for Monty Python fans and Latin grammar nerds alike. Whether you're a classical studies major, a high school Latin teacher, or just a lover of classic British comedy, this funny "Romani ite domum" design is perfect. Wear it with pride, just make sure you write it out a hundred times before sunrise or we'll cut your balls off!

Tags: biggus dickus, british comedy, flying circus, graffiti, graffiti art

Life of Brian Latin Graffiti T-Shirt Funny Monty Python Romanes Eunt Domus Joke Socks

by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers

$20

A Bewitching Smile Socks

Description: She Turned Me Into a Newt!

Tags: black knight, excalibur, holy grail, killer rabbit, king arthur

A Bewitching Smile Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Arthur, King of the Britons! Socks

Description: Well I didn't vote for him...

Tags: british, graham chapman, holy grail, comedy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote - I'll Bite Your Legs Off Socks

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote - I'll Bite Your Legs Off! Featuring the Black Knight from the movie.

Tags: black knight, britsh, comedy, excalibur, funny
Bedevere University Socks

Description: Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

Tags: black knight, caerbannog, french taunter, holy grail, killer rabbit

Bedevere University Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Answer Me These Questions Three Socks
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Description: Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Tags: air speed velocity of unladen swallow, eric idle, graham chapman, john cleese, king arthur
Visit Le Chateau De La Derision Socks

Description: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Tags: excalibur, camelot, black knight, killer rabbit, king arthur
Ni! in a crowd. Socks

Description: Hilarious chess set design inspired by Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, featuring whimsical pieces that comically say 'NI' like the iconic knights, adding a touch of laughter to your chess game.

Tags: black knight, chess, chess piece, chess player, comedy

Ni! in a crowd. Socks

by Fandom Faschion

$20

Monty Python And The Holy Grail Retro Socks

Description: Monty Python And The Holy Grail Retro

Tags: british, classic, comedy, cult film, funny
The Melting Knight Socks

Description: tis but a scratch

Tags: christmas sweater, christmas humor, ugly christmas sweater, christmas, holy grail

The Melting Knight Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Monty Python Run Away Caerbannog Music Festival Rabbit Design Socks

Description: Celebrate the legendary Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog with this fun Monty Python inspired design. Perfect for fans of classic British comedy and the Holy Grail who know when it is time to run away!

Tags: british comedy, caerbannog, cult classic, funny movie, geek humor
It's Just A Flesh Wound, Black Knight, Retro Monty Python Socks

Description: Retro Monty Python Black Knight illustration with a humorous twist.

Tags: black knight, classic film, comedy, cult classic, funny quotes
Monty Python What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us Socks

Description: Monty Python What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us

Tags: band, black, citizen, front, hipster
Everything 'Tis Fine Socks

Description: It's Just a Flesh Wound

Tags: black knight, d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, holy grail

Everything 'Tis Fine Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

Minimal Quest Socks

Description: Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

Tags: black knight, holy grail, monty pythons flying circus, killer rabbit

Minimal Quest Socks

by kg07_shirts

$20

The Dark King Socks

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Tags: the dark knight, comics, comedy, batman, patsy

The Dark King Socks

by MarianoSan83

$20

Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail Socks

Description: Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail is a quirky and humorous design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perfect for those obsessive fans who know their python. Grab it as the ideal birthday or Christmas gift for friends and family.

Tags: comedy, funny, holy grail, humor, medieval

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