Morbid Socks
Morbid Angel - Altars Of Madness - Mccullough Ryan #20 Socks
by McCullough Ryan
$14 $20
Description: A distressed stamp-style design reads "Stretch Out and Slabtown Mausoleum, Enjoy the Afterlife" in bold, arched, weathered lettering. Morbid and cheeky and built for anyone who likes their humor dark and their rest eternal. A fun pick for goths, funeral directors, graveyard wanderers, and spooky season fans.
Slabtown Mausoleum Stretch Out and Enjoy the Afterlife Funny Dark Humor Funeral Director Goth Graveyard Morbid Design Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
Description: Justify your ever-growing indoor jungle with this monochrome engraving illustration exploring the undeniable codependency between you and your foliage. Perfect for a weekend indoor gardening session or browsing a local nursery, this cheerfully obsessed aesthetic explains why you keep buying more dirt. Secure this beautifully morbid plant parent apparel today and continue fueling your green addiction.