Mostly Dead Socks
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Description: A black background with large, bold, sky blue text reading 'MY DOG', followed by white text 'THINKS I AM' and larger sky blue text 'AWESOME'. Below this, white text reads 'HE ALSO THINKS DEAD SQUIRRELS ARE AWESOME, AND POOP.' with a thin sky blue horizontal line separating it from the final line in large sky blue text 'BUT MOSTLY ME.'.
