Murder Is Wrong Socks
Description: Whisk first, panic never. This retro baking design shows a serene 1950s home baker mixing batter, made for kitchen lovers with a dark sense of humor.
Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Retro Housewife Baker Design Socks
by Luminari Creations
$14 $20
Description: A funny vintage gardening design featuring a cheerful retro gardener pulling out an oversized dandelion weed, paired with the sarcastic quote “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, backyard growers and anyone who uses gardening as their favorite form of stress relief. A fun dark-humor design for T-shirts, stickers, mugs, tote bags, phone cases and other merchandise.
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – Funny Vintage Gardener Socks
by Owlora Studios
$14 $20
Description: This Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong design is just perfect for Gardening Mom.
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Gardening Mom Socks
by OscarTheWorstCreator
$14 $20
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a woman in an apron watering plants in pots. She is holding a watering can and tending to various flowers and foliage. The text "Gardening" arches above her, and "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" is displayed below. The style is monochromatic with sepia tones.
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Retro Woman Watering Plants Socks
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$14 $20
Description: This striking composition features a Siamese cat with vivid blue eyes, seated centrally within a bright yellow circular backdrop. The cat is actively engaged in knitting with a large ball of yellow yarn and knitting needles. Two additional balls of yarn and spools of thread are placed on either side. The words "KNITTING" appear in bold red lettering at the top, and "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG." is in bold yellow lettering at the bottom.
Knitting Because Murder Is Wrong Siamese Cat Yellow Circle Socks
by dannyook
$14 $20
Description: This rustic, vintage-style design showcases a beautifully detailed loaf of sourdough bread, dusted with flour, surrounded by essential baking elements. Wheat stalks, a burlap sack, a measuring cup, a dough scraper, and a whisk are artfully arranged on a wooden surface, all framed by an intricate, decorative border with grain motifs. The central text, 'Sourdough Because Murder Is Wrong,' adds a humorous and witty touch, perfect for dedicated sourdough bakers, home bread makers, and artisan bread enthusiasts. This design celebrates the passion for baking, fermenting, and creating delicious homemade loaves from a starter. It appeals to foodies, chefs, and culinary hobbyists who appreciate the craft of bread making and enjoy of working with dou
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a skeletal figure holding a coffee mug. Above the skull is the text 'COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG'. The word 'COFFEE' is also printed on the mug. Silhouetted bats fly in the background.
COFFEE Because Murder is Wrong Skull Mug Bats Socks
by EONGJE STUDIO
$14 $20
Description: A hilarious grumpy coffee cat design featuring an angry feline holding a hot cup of coffee with the sarcastic quote “Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for coffee lovers, cat fans, introverts, office workers, and anyone who enjoys dark humor, moody cat vibes, and relatable caffeine-fueled sarcasm.
Grumpy Coffee Cat Because Murder Is Wrong Humor Socks
by Nylaey mond
$14 $20
Description: This funny pickleball design is perfect for players who love the game with a sense of humor. Featuring a retro vintage style illustration of a woman holding a paddle and pickleball, it makes a hilarious statement: “Pickleball Because Murder Is Wrong.” Great for casual games, tournaments, or just hanging out with your pickleball friends. A must-have for any pickleball fan, player, or coach who enjoys mixing sports and humor.
Pickleball Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Retro T-Shirt Socks
by Be Water
$14 $20
Description: This cool t-shirt is the perfect gift to a goth friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves dark movies, sarcasm and books. Featuring the phrase Books Because Murder is Wrong. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Books Because Murder is Wrong - Evil Darkness Geek Gift Socks
by eduely
$14 $20
Description: Show off your love for knitting and feline friends with this purr-fectly funny shirt. It's a charming design that combines two beloved hobbies with a touch of humor. Get yours today and let your quirky style shine!
Funny Cat Knits Shirt Knitting Because Murder Is Wrong Socks
by ColdKickers
$14 $20
Description: Unleash your spicy side with this hilarious design featuring a cute cat holding crochet hooks with a sword on its back next to a yarn ball and the quote "Crochet Because Murder Is Wrong". The perfect gift for crochet enthusiasts, yarn lovers, cat parents, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor!
