Offended By What I Say Socks
Description: A laid-back skeleton lounges in a vintage armchair with a drink, boots, bottle, and smoking ashtray beneath a brutally sarcastic message about being offended. Distressed golden typography and retro engraving details create an old-school macabre aesthetic packed with dark humor and unapologetic attitude. The combination of skeleton imagery, drinking humor, blunt sarcasm, and gothic comedy captures a rebellious personality that embraces unfiltered thoughts and biting wit.
Description: A dour, cute feline sits firmly, chin tucked in defiance of effort. Named Mortimer Driftlock, he radiates disdain for extra steps or flowing paths, claiming contentment in staying exactly where he is. His glare dares anyone to ask him for anything requiring more than minimal exertion, and the threat of spewing swear words.
