Official Caloric Emergency Guild Socks
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Description: A blissfully round bear shovels blackberries into his mouth, juice dripping down his belly, in a mountain forest framed by an arched badge reading "Official Caloric Emergency Guild," with "Lat. 45°N" and "Elev. Critical" panels and a ribbon declaring "Est. First Chill • Zero Self-Control." Plump, unapologetic and built for anyone in full hibernation-prep mode. A fun pick for Fat Bear Week fans, snack lovers, bear enthusiasts, or anyone who eats like winter is coming.
Official Caloric Emergency Guild Fat Bear Eating Blackberries Hibernation Prep Zero Self Control Vintage Badge Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
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