Opossum Knight Socks
Description: Embark on an adventure with this valiant Opossum Knight, standing firm with his sword and shield against a majestic castle backdrop. This medieval fantasy illustration captures the spirit of a brave woodland warrior, perfect for fans of RPGs, unique animal art, and heroic tales.
Description: A grumpy raccoon knight leaning on a sword while holding a retro game controller and a gooey slice of pizza, paired with the phrase “Eat Trash & Play Video Games.” A funny design for raccoon lovers, trash panda fans, gamers, fantasy enthusiasts and anyone who prefers gaming, pizza and side quests to real world responsibilities.
Description: For the Heroes of the Dumpster. Why settle for gold when you can have the ultimate loot? Behold the most prestigious duo in the nocturnal wasteland. In this gritty, high-detail illustration, a mystical Possum Wizard and a battle-hardened Raccoon Knight descend into the dungeon of decay. They aren't looking for crowns or jewels—they are on a sacred mission for the "Scraps." From the dripping slime of the dungeon walls to the pile of "treasures" (pizza, bones, and mystical sludge), this design perfectly captures the "High Fantasy/Low Life" aesthetic. It’s a tribute to the ultimate trash-tier heroes who never back down from a scavenge. Perfect for: D&D & RPG Fans: For the players who love chaotic party dynamics and weird loot.
