Plain Socks

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "It's not an FBI raid, it's a normal tourist visit to Mar-a-Lago." Do you trust the GOP or your lying eyes?! It's totally normal for an ex-president to steal classified docs and keep them at a golf resort.

Description: Simple black letters: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Description: Let the echoes become your strength under the loving gaze of everyone's favorite doll.

Description: "Your inability to grasp science in not a valid argument against it." In a world where some people treat facts as optional, remain objective and on the side of truth. Available in other colors and text styles.

Description: Be inspiring. Be offensive. Be yourself!

Description: "Your inability to grasp science in not a valid argument against it." In a world where some people treat facts as optional, remain objective and on the side of truth. Available in other colors and text styles.

Description: orange bar plain

Description: Sometimes you have to just keep it simple. Here's just the Quiet Corner Film Festival logo. All commissions go into the QCFF fund. Most of the fund is the prize money for the winners, but the fund also covers some operating costs like printing extra posters, signage, mailers, etc.

Description: It can be hard to set daily goals, but if you set out each day to make Dolly proud, you really can't go wrong. What would Dolly do? Such a badass.

Description: Great gift for home with simple bold yet beautiful typography.

Description: Miracles are great n'all, but if you're relying on them? You maybe shouldn't. Science comes first, y'all! Get yourself vaxxed, wear a mask, basically just listen to scientists and don't think you know everything. Shouldn't be hard...

Description: Well, Kamala just mopped the floor with ol' Don there, and among his many unforced errors was this gem. "Concepts of a plan". Yeah. In two weeks. Along with infrastructure. Vote Harris.

Description: Parkersburg High School Big Reds Love Heart Plain

Description: Ham It Up Games - Hamlet Logo Plain

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "misanthrope". People are just TOO MUCH, amirite? They vote like idiots and they won't use their turn signals and half of them are below average intelligence. UGH.

Description: Plain White T's Fingerprint

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Description: White lines for the box

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE". To be fair, there have been more stupid times than smart times. Renaissance: Great. Serfdom, Black Death, and Trump as president - not great.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Life goal: Pet ALL the dogs". There are so many good boys and girls, but they all need recognition. We don't deserve dogs but we can at least pet them.

Description: Digital drawing of a plush-crested jay on a plain background.

Description: "Leave Me Alone—unless you’re coffee or cash." Phrases, sayings, jokes, and funny, politically incorrect quotes. Perfect for buying and gifting on special days, holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. Written in white letters or black letters..

Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "You're terrible, Muriel." What did you do now? Did you just - ?! You're terrible, Muriel. Go back to Porpoise Spit.

Description: A silhouette of a sun filled with a public domain photograph of a plain.

Description: Black and White Plaid Pattern

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "mad scientist". Do you have a tower or a lair? Do you frequent graveyards? Have you accidentally blown a few things up?

Description: Oh Dad plain black logo

Description: Burn the Bridges Logo white on dark

Description: Warm Ivory Skin Tone

Description: It's a shirt that says shirt. That's pretty much it. People might ask you why it says shirt. In response, you could say, "because it is." It's open to interpretation. This shirt is literally powered on imagination. You're welcome.

Description: Brown Sugar Skin Tone

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Jesus send the flood". What is there left to say? Are we LITERALLY in the end times or does it just feel like it? Pandemic, climate change, threats to democracy everywhere... Lord save us.

Description: Sun, sea, & agriculture. Not a vacation destination, but it's a place where you can build solid roots.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Dubito, ergo sum." Descartes' thoughts about thinking are nuanced by Augustine, who knows that doubt defines some of us. Embrace it.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I CHOOSE CHAOS". Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?