Poisoned Socks
Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned. So Yes, I Do Have Self Control. Funny cooking quote for chefs, home cooks, and foodies with a sarcastic kitchen humor. Great for culinary professionals and cooking enthusiasts.
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned. So Yes, I Do Have Self Control Funny Chef Cooking Humor Socks
by Funny Animal Kings
$14 $20
Description: This humorous cooking design features the quote I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Have Self Control. Perfect for chefs, cooks, bakers, and foodies who appreciate dark humor and sarcasm in the kitchen. Great gift for culinary professionals or home cooks.
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Have Self Control Funny Chef Cooking Sarcasm Humor Socks
by Fatimora-shirts
$14 $20
Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Grandma Old Lady Tee Apparels. Funny Sarcastic Quote Gifts For Men, Women, Mom, Dad, Father, Mother, Girls, Boys, Her, Guys
Funny I ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control Socks
by Chuckle Box Studio
$14 $20
Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have Self Control Grandma Old Lady Tee Apparels. Funny Sarcastic Quote Gifts For Men, Women, Mom, Dad, Father, Mother, Girls, Boys, Her, Guys
Funny I ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Do Have Self Control Socks
by Chuckle Box Studio
$14 $20
Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, Yes, I Have Self Control
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, Yes, I Have Self Control Socks
by Spectral Prints
$14 $20
Description: Forget Grandma's advice. Here’s the cold, hard truth about an apple a day. "An apple a day... you die anyway" is the perfect motto for pessimists, cynics, and anyone who loves a good bit of dark wordplay. With its flat-color design and stylized skull, this poisoned apple is the ultimate symbol of fatalism with a gothic twist. Wear it if you dare (you’re going to die anyway, after all).
Poisoned apple a day you die anyway - Funny Dark Humor Poison Apple Socks
by NemiMakeit
$14 $20
Description: I have cooked for people I should have poisoned. I do have self control. The food was delicious. That is all.
Ive Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned I Do Have Self Control Funny Socks
by el yunge
$14 $20
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Socks
by RTCraft Studio
$14 $20
Description: Serving meals with a side of sarcasm! This hilarious design features a grumpy cat chef with crossed paws, a serious attitude, and a funny quote about cooking, patience, and self-control. Perfect for cat lovers, sarcastic cooks, home chefs, foodies, and anyone who enjoys dark humor and funny animal illustrations. A great gift idea for grumpy cat fans and people who love cooking with attitude!
I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned | Funny Angry Cat Chef Socks
by HappyThread Art
$14 $20
Description: A little sarcasm, a lot of patience, and just enough self-control! This funny retro typography design features a bold, colorful cooking quote with a playful vintage 70s aesthetic. Perfect for sarcastic home cooks, chefs, kitchen lovers, foodies, and anyone who appreciates dark humor and witty sayings. A hilarious gift idea for cooking enthusiasts with a sharp sense of humor!
I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned | Retro Funny Cooking Quote Socks
by HappyThread Art
$14 $20
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Socks
by RTCraft Studio
$14 $20
Description: A suspiciously cheerful frog serves up a bubbling brew beneath the phrase “Probably Poisoned” in this whimsical Halloween design. Wearing a purple witch hat and surrounded by ghosts, candy, pumpkins and colorful potion ingredients, this little amphibian brings mischievous magic to spooky season. A funny design for frog lovers, witches and fans of quirky Halloween humor.
Description: Cooking with a little chaos and a lot of sarcasm! This hilarious raccoon chef design features a mischievous furry cook, bold typography, and a darkly funny quote about patience and self-control. Perfect for sarcastic home cooks, chefs, food lovers, kitchen humor fans, and anyone who loves funny raccoons and relatable dark humor. A fun gift idea for anyone who survives cooking with a sense of humor!
I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned | Funny Raccoon Chef Socks
by HappyThread Art
$14 $20
Description: Feeling a bit overwhelmed by the general vibe out there? This hilarious 'I've Been Mood Poisoned' distressed graphic is the perfect way to let everyone know you've had just about enough of the nonsense. Ideal for introverts, sarcasm lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good witty retort with a cool vintage retro look.
I've Been Mood Poisoned Must've Been Something I Hate Funny Sarcastic Quote Socks
by Memory Reboot
$14 $20