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Description: Humorous design for plumbers detailing hourly rates with a funny twist. Features text about job pricing and a gear graphic. Ideal for trade professionals and those who enjoy occupational humor.

Description: The absolute perfect Father's Day or birthday gift for the man who can build anything but hates unsolicited advice! This funny woodworking labor rate joke is ideal for dads and husbands who spend their weekends in the garage turning lumber into art.

Description: Handyman Hourly Rate Funny Mechanic Carpenter Tool

Description: Bear silhouette forming a heart. Cardiac rhythm displayed within. Relatable design for heart health awareness or medical professionals.

Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.

Description: A retro-style composition featuring two crossed welding torches at the top with a banner that reads "WELDER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and teal. Below the banner, a list of rates and conditions is presented in yellow text against a black background, detailing various hourly charges for welding services.

Description: A monochrome graphic displaying pricing tiers for tech support services. It reads "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" at the top, followed by a list of rates ranging from "$100/HR STANDARD" to "$250/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO IT.". A computer monitor with headphones and a screwdriver and wrench are also depicted.

Description: Establish the rules of the workshop upfront! This funny woodworking hourly rate design outlines the real price of "helping" the craftsman. The ultimate sarcastic graphic tee for professional carpenters, contractors, and DIY garage builders who value their peace and quiet.

Description: A staple of midnight movie screenings for years, now you too can show that you yourself are unsuitable for audiences not of the age of majority! The perfect gift for the film aficionado in your life!

Description: A graphic featuring two teal wrenches crossed above a banner with 'HVAC TECH HOURLY RATE' in white text. Below the banner is a price list with hourly rates and service descriptions, including 'STANDARD SERVICE' and 'CUSTOMER TECHNICIAN'.

Description: Minimal heartbeat line design representing life and resilience.

Description: Get ready to spice up your kitchen with our Funny Banquet Cook Hourly Rate - Banquet Chef Cooking Cook tee. Whether you're whipping up a feast for a glamorous banquet or simply enjoying your time in the kitchen, this tee is sure to bring a smile to your face. With a hilarious graphic and comfortable fit, this tee is perfect for any culinary enthusiast looking to show off their love for cooking.

Description: Premium humor for premium tradesmen. Styled like a classic blue-collar industrial logo, this "Wood Working Hourly Rate Clothes Co." graphic brings a sharp, witty edge to your daily workwear. Great for modern furniture makers, architects, and proud artisans.

Description: Funny Mechanic Hourly Rate Labor Fee Schedule

Description: A black background displays "ARBORIST" in large yellow letters at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. To the left, dollar amounts $100, $125, $150, $175, $200, and $250 are listed in white. To the right of each amount is a humorous commentary on client interaction with the arborist. A white silhouette of an arborist rappelling down a tree with a chainsaw is on the right.

Description: Bear-shaped cardiac rhythm design. Perfect for cardiology enthusiasts! Shows a heartbeat tracing within the bear. Ideal for medical professionals.

Description: are an electrician? do you hourly rate? well then get yourself this funny electrician hourly rate to show people your hourly rate as an electrician, or gift it to your electrician friend who hourly rates, and let them show their clients their hourly rates as well, so get it right now and let people know your hourly rates as an electrician and be proud as an electrician who rates hourly

Description: A relaxed endurance-training design for runners and cyclists who use easy cardio to quiet the brain. The heart-rate-path motif makes the niche immediately legible.

Description: A hilarious breakdown of plumbing service fees for every tradesman who's tired of "helpful" customers. The perfect witty gift for the professional plumber in your life.

Description: Are you an HVAC technician, looking for a funny HVAC design that makes your colleagues and contractor smile? This HVAC Tech Hourly Rate design is perfect for you. On the front it has a funny HVAC Tech Hourly Rate list that's sure to make you stand out. This design is a wonderful gift for birthday, Christmas or for an anniversary.

Description: Show off your trade with this funny "Handyman Hourly Rate" design featuring crossed wrenches and a humorous pricing chart that every skilled worker can appreciate. Perfect for handymen, mechanics, carpenters, electricians, plumbers, maintenance technicians, contractors, and DIY enthusiasts. A great gift for hardworking tradespeople with a sense of humor, ideal for wearing on the job, in the workshop, or around town.

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Description: Plumber Hourly Rate Minimum If You Watch Help Funny Handyman

Description: A straight-up graphic with gold lettering and a gold fist. The text reads "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE". Below the fist, a black rectangular box with a gold border contains three lines of text indicating pay rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMTO", "$250/HR", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".

Description: Retro swimming heartbeat design celebrating freestyle athletes, fitness, endurance, and passion for the water.

Description: A black background features the word 'ENGINEER' in a segmented style with teal, tan, and cream blocks. Below this, the text 'HOURLY RATE' is displayed in large, brown capital letters, flanked by lightning bolt shapes. The subsequent lines detail hourly charges: '$100/HR FOR MINIMUM', '$170/HR IF YOU WATCH', '10P UP', '$500/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO ON JOB'.

Description: My Labor Rate Female Mechanic Auto Tech Humor

Description: A black background with bold white text displaying "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE". Below this, it lists rates: "BASIC RATE: $100 / HR", "IF YOU WATCH: $150 / HR", "IF YOU HELP: $200 / HR", and "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST: $300 / HR". At the top are stylized wrench icons and three stars.

Description: A red heart rate monitor graph rising during intense football penalty shootouts. Perfect for passionate soccer fans who feel the game's stress.

Description: A monochrome graphic listing different rates for technical assistance. The text reads 'TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE' followed by priced tiers: '$100/HR STANDARD', '$125/HR IF YOU WATCH', '$150/HR IF YOU HELP', '$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and '$250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT'. A gear icon and computer equipment with tools are also depicted.

Description: Frisbee athlete's energetic heart rhythm visualized as an EKG. A unique graphic capturing movement and vital signs.

Description: A stark black background with bold white capital letters forming the words "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE". Below this, a list of hourly rates is presented: "100 HOURLY", "300 HOURLY RATE", "500 HOURLY", "400 HOURLY", and "200 HOURLY". To the right, graphical elements include a golden gear, crossed silver wrenches, and a white computer monitor with headphones.

Description: A monochromatic typography-focused layout featuring a set of two crossed wrenches and a star at the top. The text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE" followed by a humorous list of pricing tiers including "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "$175/HELP", and "$200/HR" conditional rates regarding DIY attempts.

Description: A red heart rate monitor graph rising during intense football penalty shootouts. Perfect for passionate soccer fans who feel the game's stress.

Description: Fix Price High Funny Mechanic Wrench HVAC Repair

Description: A stark white text graphic on a black background. The top reads "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE *" with a gear icon replacing the 'O' in 'SUPPORT' and an asterisk replacing the 'E'. Below, it lists pricing: "$STANDARD $100/HR $250/HR". At the bottom, it states "WHEN CUSTOMER INSTRUCTS THIE TECH SUPPORT". A small illustration shows a computer monitor with headphones, displaying a wrench and screwdriver crossing each other.