Response Socks
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets
Description: Capture that iconic moment when Lumon's smooth-talking manager finally snapped while maintaining his corporate cool with this design featuring his most eloquently vicious comeback. Perfect for Severance fans who appreciate the show's brilliant balance of workplace tension and dark humor.
