Safe Socks
Description: Some people are childfree, surgical contraception can be a birth prevention and control method for them. Maybe you have too many kids and you think it's time to stop? Permanent birth contraception is a solution for you! Vasectomy gifts for your friend, family member or beloved one, who had this surgery and now shoots blanks.
Description: This super cute & funny zombie quote says "zombies eat brains, don't worry you're safe" and is a hilarious sarcastic way of saying that everyone else around you don't have brains! Anyone who is waiting for the zombie apocalypse will love this zombie joke! Grab this awesome zombie themed joke as a gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with zombie movies & books - anyone who is patiently waiting for the zombie takeover will find this sarcastic zombie pun irresistible!