Safe Tapestries
Description: Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat.
We Keep Us Safe - AR15, Firearms, Gun Owner, Self Defense Tapestry
by SpaceDogLaika
$23 $30
Description: A black hockey jersey with yellow trim displays "BLACKWOOD" and the number "7", while a light blue jersey shows "LIGHTFOOT" and "12". Various elements surround the jerseys, including coffee cups, crowns, crossed hockey sticks and pucks, a loon, a shower head, skates with hearts and rainbows, and text bubbles containing phrases like "HEATED RIVALRY" and "WE DIDN'T EVEN KISS". The background is solid black.
Hockey Jerseys Rivalry "HEATED RIVALRY" "WE DIDN'T EVEN KISS" "DON'T LIN ALWAYS ME FOR ONEY." "WHATEVER HAPPENS, I'M WITH YOU, SAFE IN YOUR HEART" Tapestry
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$23 $30
Description: High-octane fantasy pulp drama unfolds in this vivid scene, where a gleaming knight in plate armor raises his sword atop a galloping steed to rescue a red-haired maiden from a burning village. Below, monstrous beast-riders including a werewolf, a frog warrior, and a gorgon charge forward through thick dust clouds. Brought to you as premium merchandise by Dashery powered by Teepublic, this heroic graphic makes an immediate impression on soft T-Shirts, Hoodies, and Mugs, or display it loud on durable Phone Cases, Wall Tapestries, and glossy Art Prints.
REVISTANGO #672 - You are safe now ignorant loons heroic armored knight horseback rescuing green dress maiden from burning village, Fantasy Tapestry
by REVISTANGO.com 🌐
$23 $30
Description: Marriage Is Finding Out Your Wife Is Both Your Safe Place And The Reason You Occasionally Fear For Your Safety is a fantastic choice that is appropriate for us with a humorous retro style. Show your personal style. There are many more colors available from us.
Marriage Is Finding Out Your Wife Is Both Your Safe Place And The Reason You Occasionally Fear For Your Safety Tapestry
by ArtisticDinoKid
$23 $30
Just when you thought it was safe to play with lego Tapestry
by Classic Conversations
$23 $30
Description: Support our police gift with a classic vintage look for anyone who backs the badge. This retro gold "Protect & Serve" badge and old-school cruiser design carries an aged American flag with the blue line and a "Safe Because Of The Blue" message, a timeless tribute to law enforcement. A great police appreciation gift for a police wife, officer, or proud supporter of the men and women in uniform.
Safe Because Of The Blue Support Our Police Vintage Retro Gift Tapestry
by ConCept
$23 $30
Description: A playful secret-keeping quote for besties with a funny personality and a mischievous sense of humor. Great idea for birthdays, friendship celebrations, holidays, or everyday fun.
Your Secret Is Safe With Me Unless I Think My Best Friend Will Find It Funny Tapestry
by Zondghi Zondgha
$23 $30
Description: Funny minimalist graphic featuring Your Secret Is Safe With Me I Wasn't Even Listening in bold brown retro typography with doodle speech bubbles full of chaotic scribbles and colorful symbols plus tiny ear icon in center. Perfect sarcastic present for friends, coworkers, and family who love witty humor and playful ignoring vibes. Ideal for birthdays and casual laughter.
Your Secret Is Safe With Me Graphic, Funny Listening Present, Sarcastic Ear Gift, Bubble Talk Tapestry
by ArtistryZoo
$23 $30
Description: Inclusive Pride, You Are All Safe With Me, Multi Flag LGBTQ Cat, Cute Queer Ally
Inclusive Pride, You Are All Safe With Me, Multi Flag LGBTQ Cat, Cute Queer Ally Tapestry
by Aesthetic Alley
$23 $30
Description: Raise awareness with a compassionate message of unity and support. “Together for Safer Sleep” is designed for SIDS awareness, infant safety advocacy, remembrance, family support, and those who want to stand alongside communities working to promote safer sleep awareness.
SIDS Awareness Together for Safer Sleep Infant Safe Sleep Advocacy Tapestry
by FLOPLIP
$23 $30
Description: Humorous crocodile cartoon design with sarcastic food quote, cactus elements, and playful satirical typography artwork.
The FDA Confirms The Only Safe Thing Left To Eat Is Rich Funny Crocodile Tapestry
by Youssef Gana Store
$23 $30
I Would Call This Marked Safe Funny But I Don't Want To Blow A Tapestry
by Contrast Gallery
$23 $30
Description: A hilarious food-themed design with a playful safety joke. Perfect for cake lovers, dessert fans, and anyone who enjoys funny humor.
THE MORE YOU WEIGH, THE HARDER YOU ARE TO KIDNAP, STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE Tapestry
by Korama
$23 $30
Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.
Please keep a safe distance from the walls. Be responsible and protect your forehead! Tapestry
by englishlearning
$23 $30
Description: A thoughtful gift for friends, family members, counselors, therapists, teachers, mentors, or anyone who appreciates uplifting messages about gratitude, emotional well-being, and genuine human connection.
I Am Grateful For The People Who Make Me Feel Safe Being Fully Myself Tapestry
by ULUBIOUS
$23 $30
There's a war goin' on outside, no man is safe from MOBB DEEP Tapestry
by TheDisneyElite1955
$23 $30
I Am A Filipino And I Don’t Feel Safe With Duterte’s In Power Tapestry
by Youssef Toni Cali
$23 $30
Your Secret Is Safe With Me Because I Wasn’t Paying Attention Wizard Frog Tapestry
by Olivia Brown
$23 $30
Description: This design features The Midnight Club Keep It Secret Keep It Safe for cryptid hunters, paranormal enthusiasts, and mystery lovers. A perfect expression for those fascinated by legendary creatures and unexplained phenomena.
The Midnight Club Keep It Secret Keep It Safe Cryptid Paranormal Mystery Legends Tapestry
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$23 $30
You Find It Offensive? I Find It Funny. That Is Why I Am Happier Than You Tapestry
by CultureWars
$23 $30