Satanist Socks
I can't go to Hell. Satan has a restraining order against me. Socks
by Motivational_Apparel
$14 $20
Description: This design says "Humans practice over 10,000 religions on planet Earth, which means there's a 99.99% chance yours is wrong." It highlights the fact that humans have come up with thousands upon thousands of gods to worship over the millennia, none of which are more "true" or "correct" than any of the others. Seeing the faith you were raised in on a list of thousands of religions and worship practices can be an eye opening experience for those considering leaving their religion. This is a clever design for any atheist, agnostic, secular humanist, or follower of reason, science, and history!
Humans Practice 10,000 Religions, Which Means There's a 99.99% Chance That Yours Is Wrong Socks
by Spatula City
$14 $20
Description: Not Today Jesus & Hail Satan Gift. Not Today Jesus I Satanic Baphomet Goat. Not Today Jesus I Satanic Baphomet Goat. Not Today Jesus apparel perfect for a Baphomet Sigil and Satan Fan who loves Death Trash Metal and witchcraft. Stay weird with this awesome Satanic Wiccan Occult Design.
Description: This design says "Satan" in the style of a retro 1980s logo with a rainbow color shadow effect behind text. The incongruity of the colorful text style contrasted with the subject matter is sure to get you some laughs! Great for atheists, agnostics, secular nonbelievers and Satanic Temple fans who wish to promote religious freedom.
"Satan" in Vintage 80s Retro Rainbow Shadow Logo Text - Funny Anti-Religion Atheist Agnostic Christianity God Joke Socks
by Spatula City
$14 $20
Description: The Devil Tarot Card Gift. The Devil Tarot Card Gift I Satanic Occult Baphomet. The Devil Tarot Card Gift I Satanic Occult Baphomet. The Devil Tarot Card apparel perfect for any satanist who worships satan and baphomet. The eye catcher in gothic look on every black metal and death metal festival.
The Devil Tarot Card Gift I Satanic Occult Baphomet print Socks
by biNutz
$14 $20
Description: We Are The Granddaughters Of The Witches - Witchcraft T-Shirt perfect for a Baphomet and Satan Fan who loves Black Death Metal and witchcraft. Awesome gift idea for every satanist who loves goth style and satanic occult. Stay weird with this eye-catching dark looking design.
We Are The Granddaughters Of The Witches - Witchcraft Socks
by biNutz
$14 $20
Satan Respects Pronouns Transgender Pentagram Trans Flag Socks
by jetpacksandrollerskatess
$14 $20
Description: Have you ever felt at a loss for words when your enemies passively-aggressively promise to pray to God for you? Express yourself with with this cute horned-goat design and let them know, "I'll be praying for you, too!" Get this fun design on a shirt, mug, sticker, or other useful item. Buy it for yourself or as a fun gift for the Satanist, atheist, witch, or pagan in your life!
I'll be praying for you, too! Satanic Humor Socks
by TraditionalWitchGifts
$14 $20
Description: Religion Is Poison Prayer Beads, Leviathan Cross, Pentagram. This Occult design is perfect for anyone who is into The Dark Arts, Satanic symbols and Satanism, The devil, Baphomet, Paganism, Wicca, Witchcraft and Wiccan practices, Sacred Geometry, Horror and Gothic fashion And Gothic clothing etc.
Description: Satanic Inverted Baphomet Cross - Satan Occult Gift T-Shirt perfect for a Baphomet and Satan Fan who loves Black Death Metal and witchcraft. Awesome gift idea for every satanist who loves goth style and satanic occult. Stay weird with this eye-catching dark looking design.
Satanic Inverted Baphomet Cross - Satan Occult Gift Socks
by biNutz
$14 $20
Satan Lord of this World Devil Demon Zuber Vintage Socks
by AltrusianGrace
$14 $20