Severance Socks

Description: Shout out to Helly R, maraca queen, no matter what Irv says.

Description: Woe’s Hollow - National Park Aesthetic

Description: Now you can use our favorite software used at Lumon!

Description: Tell Lumon to Shove It

Description: Lumon has rewarded you with this brand new department shirt designed by O&D for being the refiner of the quarter.

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Description: A Handshake is Available Upon Request

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Description: Render not my creation in miniature

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Description: NEW ITEM!

Description: Devour Feculence Mr Milchick Severance Inspired

Description: Defiant Jazz Severance

Description: Macrodata Refinement - The Work Is Mysterious & Important

Description: Immortal severance

Description: Lumon Macrodata Refinement Dept

Description: Severance Woe's Hollow Dieter Eagan National Forest Vintage Lumon Industry

Description: Lets Have A Waffle Party

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Description: Lumon Macrodata Refinement Dept. SML

Description: Best for you, Get ready now

Description: Lumon Choreography and Merriment Department, Milchick Dance, Funny Severance Inspired

Description: When the world of paperwork meets absolute control. A minimalist design inspired by an iconic office culture and a mysterious corporation where work is work. Perfect for fans of comedy and dystopian series.

Description: A t-shirt inspired by Severance

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Description: Pioneers in biotechnology. Committed to work-life balance. Lumon Industries is the world’s leading biotechnology company, making life better for all of humanity. And with our acclaimed Severance technology, we’re making the work experience better than ever.

Description: Milchick quote from Severance, S2-E4.

Description: Devour Feculence Milchick Quote Severance Style Graphic

Description: SVR'D floor department stickers and magnets. Severance fan art. For more designs and options, please visit my store. Thank you!

Description: jazzy

Description: If your review went badly because you use big words, I made this design for you! Show you’re “meeting expectations” (and then some) with this Severance-inspired “Devour Feculance” design. An homage to Mr. Milchick’s perfectly chipper performance reviews where the smiles are wide, the notes are vague, and the feculance is, well… devoured. Ideal for Innies who crave corporate affirmation, Outies who suspect they’re being graded on a curve, and anyone who’s ever said “I'm sorry Mr. Drummond” through clenched teeth. Pairs nicely with Defiant Jazz, waffle-based incentives, and a healthy fear of Break Room productivity metrics.

Description: Devour Feculence is a death metal band formed by Mr. Milchick, manager of the severed floor at Lumon Industries.

Description: Elevate your style with this bold "Devour Feculence" design, inspired by Severance and perfect for fans of dystopian satire, dark humor, and minimalist aesthetics. Ideal for t-shirts, stickers, and posters, this eye-catching graphic makes a statement while celebrating your love for cult TV references. Show your appreciation for clever corporate satire — a must-have for Severance fans!

Description: Mr Milchick

Description: The Office meets Severance in the ultimate corporate mash-up. Mark S. clocks in, but Jim Halpert’s pranks don’t follow. Michael Scott thinks he’s in charge, but Lumon sets the rules. Work-life balance? Not a chance. Just smile, nod, and don’t question what you do here.

Description: Severance Goat Not Ready Yet: This design is inspired by Severance, the TV series. The baby goats on the severed floor are still a mystery but we do know they're not ready yet.