Shock Socks
Description: A striking black and white composition featuring a vintage rotary telephone on the left and a modern smartphone on the right. A speech bubble emanates from the smartphone containing the text 'NOOOO!'. Above, in a diagonal orientation, is the text 'I AM YOUR FATHER.' Small starbursts and dots are scattered across the dark background, suggesting a starry expanse.
Description: A flow chart featuring the text "5 stages of the problem." Underneath is a rounded rectangle containing, "That can't happen.". Next is another rounded rectangle with the text "Is a bather". Then is another with "Do instant rig". Finally, a rounded rectangle with "Throw and that water shock".
5 Stages Of The Problem That Can't Happen Is A Bather Do Instant Rig Throw And That Water Shock Socks
by Remisova illustrator
$20
Description: Step into classic late-night horror nostalgia with Dr. Shock – Vintage Horror Host 1969, featuring a distressed neon-green badge design, spooky hand-drawn lettering, eerie bat silhouettes, and a dramatic retro portrait reminiscent of old-school monster-movie broadcasts. This artwork captures the campy charm of vintage TV fright shows, Halloween aesthetics, and cult-classic spooky humor—perfect for fans of retro horror, mid-century monster culture, and quirky late-night creepshow vibes.
