Slab Socks
Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography (Dark Version) Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black bloline
Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black block. Puff Sumo’s ongoing line
Description: When Things Go Wrong It Hurts Me Too — Blues Skull Distressed Typography When things go wrong, it hurts me too — and this design wears that truth like armor. Bold distressed slab serif type slams across a vintage-engraved skull-and-hands illustration on a blood-red grunge field, channeling the raw emotional weight of the American blues tradition. Blueprint annotations and texture overlays give it an industrial, almost forensic edge — like grief documented in a lab report. Perfect for blues fans, dark aesthetic collectors, and anyone who carries other people’s pain like it’s their own. Wearable empathy. Maximum impact.
Description: A classic, sports-inspired team graphic celebrating Calgary, Alberta. The structured layout features the city name "CALGARY" written boldly across the center in a hollow, tall block-style collegiate varsity font outlined in deep royal blue. The striking typography is framed symmetrically at the top and bottom by multiple thin horizontal athletic racing stripes. Styled in a timeless fan-fave color palette of rich royal blue and crisp red, this sleek sports layout brings an iconic streetwear aesthetic to casual everyday apparel, game day shirts, and hockey or football fandom merchandise.
Description: When Things Go Wrong It Hurts Me Too — Skeleton Blues Empathy Graphic When things go wrong, it hurts me too. This design carries that blues-tradition truth with full conviction — a brooding skeleton hunched in quiet contemplation, rendered in vintage engraving style against a blood-red distressed field. Bold condensed type hammers the lyric home with the weight of a Tampa Red riff. This is empathy as dark art. Grief without apology. Perfect for blues lovers, dark aesthetic collectors, vintage engraving fans, and anyone who carries the weight of the world like it was always theirs to carry. Because when things go wrong for someone you love, you feel every bit of it.
Description: A visceral and medicalized grindcore/death metal design centered on a bisected human head, revealing muscle, nerve, and bone in grotesque anatomical clarity. Overlaid on a dictionary-style definition of the word “carcass,” this artwork captures the band’s legacy of pathological obsession, clinical brutality, and macabre wordplay. The decayed logo crowns the composition, embodying Carcass’s pioneering role in goregrind and surgical death metal.
Description: A classic, sports-inspired apparel graphic celebrating Nova Scotia, Canada. The structured layout features "NOVA SCOTIA" in a bold, dual-outlined collegiate varsity block font, framed cleanly at the top and base by sharp athletic racing stripes. Rendered in a timeless two-tone palette of deep navy blue and athletic gold, this sleek typographic design delivers an iconic retro jersey aesthetic for casual everyday streetwear and travel souvenirs.
Description: A classic, sports-inspired team graphic celebrating Winnipeg, Manitoba. The structured layout features the city name "WINNIPEG" written boldly across the center in a heavy, block-style collegiate varsity font. The striking typography is accented with a clean dual-outline border and framed symmetrically at the top and bottom by multiple horizontal athletic racing stripes. Styled in a timeless, monochromatic deep maroon red tone, this sleek sports layout brings an iconic streetwear aesthetic to casual everyday apparel, game day shirts, and hockey fandom merchandise.
Description: A classic, sports-inspired apparel graphic celebrating Quebec City. The structured layout features "QUEBEC CITY" in a bold, dual-outlined collegiate varsity block font, framed at the top and base by clean athletic racing stripes. Grounded by a centered, elegant gold fleur-de-lis emblem, this deep royal blue layout delivers an iconic retro jersey aesthetic for everyday casual wear.
