Slither Socks
Description: The song, "Cold Slither," by Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 on the carts. To commemorate that unbelievable achievement, The Global Domination tour visits 12 locations all directly from GI Joe continuity, starting in Springfield, Vermont, the home of Cobra themselves. *Distressed design to show you heard of them first. **The double snakes on the back are an homage to the closest thing to an official Cold Slither logo that Hasbro ever made, on the side of the 2012 Botcon exclusive Soundwave Transformer.
Description: Beautiful pattern graphic of six snakes with the popular and stylish Scottish tartan diamonds. If you like argyle socks and sweaters why not snakes? Great gift for a snake lover who has a friendly pet "snek" like the popular internet meme. No one would step on these fancy sneks.
Description: Cobra has had a few evil plans over the years. Probably the worst of them was to carve a portrait of Cobra Commander into the moon with a laser. (Their best plan was obviously producing the hit song Cold Slither!) Celebrate Cobra's accomplishment with this shirt -- even if it makes no sense!
