Smeg Socks

Description: Don't mess with Mr Flibble, he knows what he'll do to you, and someone will have to clean up the mess.

Description: I wouldn't tangle with anything with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Description: It's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun fun fun in the sun sun.

Description: Red Dwarf never gets enough attention despite pioneering so many amazing characters and concepts. It's about time the universe's most charismatic space adventurer Ace Rimmer got some love in our dimension.

Description: Jupiter Mining Corporation For Red Dwarf Fans

Description: Say, would you like some toast?

Description: Everyone loves sheep on stilts.

Description: When someone calls you out on your Space Corp Directives. Rebut them with the classic Rimmer Directive.

Description: Holly

Description: Fish!

Description: "No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?."

Description: If you ever need to know how to perform the Rimmer salute.

Description: Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when remembering that you're only allocated one parking space.

Description: But where do all the calculators go?

Description: Have you had all your cool sucked out of you and become a dork?

Description: Smegging brilliant! Take the wit and wisdom of the Red Dwarf crew wherever you go with this fantastic quotes design, featuring memorable lines from Holly, Lister, Kryten, Cat, and Rimmer.

Description: Experiencing time dilation's from a white hole thats spewing time?

Description: BOYS FROM THE DWARF

Description: Lister gets confused by a 14b.

Description: Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, least of all wearing false teeth in zero gravity.

Description: It is better than life until Rimmer ruins it.

Description: The one Space Corp Directive that Rimmer thought he'd gotten incorrectly right.

Description: Inspired by the cult British TV show Red Dwarf - this is the company that the crew work for.

Description: Red Dwarf Season 3 Crew Badge

Description: Starbug

Description: As worn by Dave Lister.

Description: The London Jets zero-g football team t-shirt that Dave Lister wears in many episodes of Red Dwarf.

Description: Only its a banana.

Description: Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, and remember not to wear your ginger toupee

Description: A bold retro portrait with a person's face and the words "SMEG HEAD" and the letter "H" on the forehead.

Description: Starbug Coffee red dwarf

Description: Mr Flibble is very cross...

Description: Red Dwarf Character Simplistic Design.

Description: Smeghead metal band logo

Description: The adventures of the last human alive, stranded three million years into deep space on the mining ship Red Dwarf.