Smeg Merch

David Lister - SMEG in the style of the famous Obama HOPE poster

Ooops! WHO has upset the Scutters? Wrong time, wrong place…

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Head

Smeg Off...

Red Dwarf Fans

Smeg

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

The Walking SMEG

Don't be a totally shady crypto fascist, and show your love for Red Dwarf's smeg and the heads with this design available from the back of Dobbin's car outside the pub Ommmmm!

When you're 3 million years into deep space aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, quality cinema is crucial! Fear not, for the JMC has a new terrifying creature feature to scare the smeg out of its audience. Now playing in a theater near you, so let’s get out there and twat it!

Mr Flibble is a homicidal maniac and is very cross! They've been naughty boys, haven't they Mr Flibble? What happens to naughty boys who have been naughty, Mr Flibble? That's right, Uncle Arnie fried them with his Hex vision

Jupiter Mining Corporation's finest (sort of)

Better Dead Than Smeg Pocket Position

Smeg Head Red Dwarf Pocket Position

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Off

Get this Red Dwarf Team Smeg Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

If you ever need to know how to perform the Rimmer salute.

Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf Smeg Head

SMEEEEEG!

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

As worn by Dave Lister.

Say, would you like some toast?

This is a rock band take on the characters from Red Dwarf. The layout was heavily inspired by the cover art of a KISS album

Smeg is a vulgarism or expletive used throughout the series of Red Dwarf. Here we have the popular phrase 'Smeg Head' styled to look like the Red Dwarf logo, and ready to be worn proudly across your chest on a T-shirt, or your preferred choice of accessories. Lovely.

Inspired by the TV series Red Dwarf comes this Gunmen of the Apocalypse episode wanted poster

Starbug Retro Japanese Red Dwarf

Better Dead than Smeg with red dwarf ring

Whats goin down in groove town?

It's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun fun fun in the sun sun.

Are you a smeeeeeeeee heeeee? Don't be a total one Sirs! Fly around with this baby that's crashed more times than a ZX Spectrum! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Red Dwarf. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.