Strange Darlings Socks

Description: Cursed inter-dimensional imagery forged to manifest sentient malevolence from lost parallel universes. This product page is exclusively educational. Do not purchase this item. This sigil absolutely must not be displayed in your realm. They will come.

Description: Waste away decaying in your den, but fashionably.

Description: The quintessential brick wall band photo will never die.

Description: BOOGA BOOGA!

Description: An ostentatious relic from a bygone era -- 2025 B.C.* *before clowns

Description: Most drive-thru restaurants throw out minutes-old food in their back dumpsters less than 15 minutes after closing time. Full meals and then some.

Description: Your left hand shows your past. Your right hand shows your future.

Description: For all of the zero die-hard fans who have recently found themselves asking, "when is Markky Karloff going to release ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶p̶u̶n̶k̶ ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ a shirt of the More Machine Than Duder cover art?" Your time has FINALLY come!